We are not going to go the “Laydee” route or else I could have picked practically any sonnet from the sixteenth century addressed to a raven-eyed beauty! We are going the way aquatic as David Walliams is swimming the length of the River Thames to raise money for Sport Relief. It is 140 miles long. […]
July 8, 2011
Thought I’d better complete the Twilight trilogy but really, who can be bothered about Bella? Sorry, I know she’s supposed to be a feminist role-model for the twennies – clever, strong-willed, independent (humourless, selfish, sullen…didn’t you think Anna Kendrick made Jessica the more charismatic character in the films?) But, frankly for me she’s just the […]
July 6, 2011
So, are you spotting the Twilight theme here? Sorry post-teen readers, I’m going for the Google rankings. Also Rhyming Couplets is increasingly “Team Jacob” so had to give him his day in the rhyming sun. As with RPattz it’s gotta be another animal poem for our Taylor. Ok ok so it’s horses rather than werewolves, but […]
July 4, 2011
Our very first “coupling” and lookie here, lookie here – “RPattz” actually rhymes with ‘The Greater Cats’, a wonderful poem by Vita Sackville-West. Arhh the bar has been set high. Even if the Bieber-pretender has stolen his Google crown, surely Robert Pattison is still Googled more often that a teenage poptart tuts her Bubblelicious and […]
September 12, 2011
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