Browsing All posts tagged under »Heartthrobs«

Richard Armitage and ‘To His Lost Lover’

August 22, 2011

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Rhyming Couplets was nigh-on panting when she found out that Strike Back Project Dawn was returning to Sky 1 last night. Never fear, this does not mean she has a subscription to Guns & Ammo or a fetish for Ross Kemp lookalikes wearing combats and screaming, “Code Bikini Black Special, Bikini Black Special.” Rather, Rhyming […]

Taylor Lautner and ‘My Life With Horses’

July 6, 2011

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So, are you spotting the Twilight theme here? Sorry post-teen readers, I’m going for the Google rankings. Also Rhyming Couplets is increasingly “Team Jacob” so had to give him his day in the rhyming sun.  As with RPattz it’s gotta be another animal poem for our Taylor.  Ok ok so it’s horses rather than werewolves, but […]

Robert Pattinson and ‘The Greater Cats’

July 4, 2011

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Our very first “coupling” and lookie here, lookie here – “RPattz” actually rhymes with ‘The Greater Cats’, a wonderful poem by Vita Sackville-West.  Arhh the bar has been set high. Even if the Bieber-pretender has stolen his Google crown, surely Robert Pattison is still Googled more often that a teenage poptart tuts her Bubblelicious and […]

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