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It is ironic, given the famously macrobiotic, alfalfa-sprouting life-style of her famous parents (Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin), that Apple Martin’s name reminds me of nothing so much as an Apple Martini. And, maybe I’ve had too many Appletinis in my time but I had immense trouble thinking of poems featuring apples (suggestions welcome in […]
September 19, 2011
Don’t give me “P-Middy” – Pippa Middleton is always going to be more Tally-Ho than Ghetto; more “damn fine filly, what” than “keepin’ it real in Philly, word”; more fifty thou than fiddy cents (but on that note, hey Mr 50 Cent why don’t you release a perfume called Fifty Scent then give me fiddy perCent of the […]
November 7, 2011
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