Browsing All posts tagged under »Twilight«

Kristen Stewart and ‘Leda and the Swan’

July 8, 2011

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Thought I’d better complete the Twilight trilogy but really, who can be bothered about Bella? Sorry, I know she’s supposed to be a feminist role-model for the twennies – clever, strong-willed, independent (humourless, selfish, sullen…didn’t you think Anna Kendrick made Jessica the more charismatic character in the films?) But, frankly for me she’s just the […]

Taylor Lautner and ‘My Life With Horses’

July 6, 2011

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So, are you spotting the Twilight theme here? Sorry post-teen readers, I’m going for the Google rankings. Also Rhyming Couplets is increasingly “Team Jacob” so had to give him his day in the rhyming sun.  As with RPattz it’s gotta be another animal poem for our Taylor.  Ok ok so it’s horses rather than werewolves, but […]

Robert Pattinson and ‘The Greater Cats’

July 4, 2011

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Our very first “coupling” and lookie here, lookie here – “RPattz” actually rhymes with ‘The Greater Cats’, a wonderful poem by Vita Sackville-West.  Arhh the bar has been set high. Even if the Bieber-pretender has stolen his Google crown, surely Robert Pattison is still Googled more often that a teenage poptart tuts her Bubblelicious and […]

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