Just an Expërrement
Fonnëtick Inglish ? Wots the poynt ?
But its a lahf, I gess.
The trick tu this hol spelling gaym
Iz keeping things abowt the saym.
The needlesly bizärr will just disjöÿnt,
A kays ov ‘morr iz less’,
So dohnt bee oeverly nuröttick,
Just giv hints ov the exsötick.
For instans, difrent things ar dun
For singul-sillabulz –
It helps keep wurds the morr fammïlyer,
Stops things getting even sillyer.
But in the end, its just a bit ov fun
To mayk sum nurdy roolz.
I dohnt intënd tu laber it –
My spelchecker wuhd hav a fit !
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