The world is full of av’rage talents, Nothing-specials, soon-forgottens – The world is full of you’s and me’s, All dreaming silks but dressed in cottons. Those stars are the ones-in-the-million, While the million are all of we – Ignoring one-another’s slop, In search of stars we’ll never be.
The daffodils are blooming In my window-box again, Just to show that Spring is looming In the face of icy rain, They sprout besides my sill once more In planters perched on high, As they cheer my second floor, And bring a garden to the sky.
The daffodils are blooming In my window-box again, But they turn their heads from booming Through the gloomy window-pane. Instead, they stare at Winter Sun Where all their real focus is. I think next year, to stop the shun, I’ll just grow crocuses.
My body is a mass of public transit Running through my flesh, As supersonic neurons sprint down nerves, Whose networks branch and mesh. And food is ferried by the central core That winds its way on down, On through the stomach-hub, And past the branch-line to appendix-town. My lungs, meanwhile, are shuttling air Upon the trunk-route to my nose, And blood cells catch the tube to distant suburbs In my hands and toes. My brain contains the signal-box, My heart contains the motive power, Keeping my commuters moving Through the rush and midnight hour.
I asked AI for an image to match the words – and I’d say it didn’t do bad
The Everlasting Subplot
Ev’ry movie, ev’ry story, Action, horror, western, crime – Whatever else our heroes do, They have to pair-off two-by-two. Yet even ancients found it hoary, Turning plots to pantomine – That for a tale to really sell, They have to fall in love as well.
It seems no genre is immune, Nor leading man is spared the job – It’s not enough to save the world, They also have to get the girl. And heroines can call the tune, But only with their hearts a-throb – For no adventure’s over till The audience have had their thrill.
I could have been a painter, With an easel and beret – See, I’ve got the temp’rament, And dreaminess, and enchanté. But I haven’t got the talent Or the patience of a saint – Yet I could have been a painter If I never had to paint.
I could have been a sculptor Pulling wishes from the clay, Or a jeweller, or a tailor, Had I diff’rent DNA. For I have an eye for beauty, And a right-brained attitude, But I’m lacking the dexterity To conjure up my mood.
I could have been an author, Building new worlds ev’ry day – But my penmanship’s too cryptic For my words to have their say. So I’m not in any brotherhood Who share philosophies, But I know where I belong, And it’s with people such as these.
I could have been a pianist, To score life’s cabaret, If my fingers would obey me, When I tell them what to play. I’ve always had a poet’s soul, It’s written in my glands – But I cannot hold my destiny Within my clumsy hands.
You’re a clever, thoughtful person, Who’s about to get the sack, Though it’s not because you pilfer, Or you draw alot of flack. And you haven’t got no talent, Or the hygiene of a slob – But because you are entirely So ill-suited to your job.
You’re barely getting-by With your latest KPI, And you fear the Peter principal is nigh. Will you ever get to say You made a diff’rence here today, Come clocking-off, to catch the train with head held high ?
There’s so much you could contribute The nation’s GDP, But instead you’re wasting all your years In stress and lethargy. Yet the perfect job to match your skills Has gone to some poor shmuck, Who is just as mis’rable as you And cursing-out their luck.
You’re barely scraping-through On your quarterly review, Cos it ain’t imposter syndrome when it’s true. Will you ever get to feel That all your efforts have been real ? Come clockin-off, can you take pride in what you do ?
Yesterday was my birthday – Oh what a mirth-day, And jolly-well worth-day, Shining so bright ! But that was all yesterday, And time never rests a day – It moves-on and quests-away During the night.
After much wrangling with AI, this was the disappointing result. Somehow approproate for the theme, though…
Nightly Variety Show
What a dream ! What a strange, bizarre affair, But it’s over now – For there’s never any going back, to share That fevered brow. I’m half-awake, about to drift away, To somewhere new – But that whole kaleidoscopic play Has vanished from my view. The story wasn’t finished, and will never be, Its chance has gone – As I dive into some virgin spree, Forever bounding on. And this one too will run a random time, Then shift and stall, As my intermissions briefly climb Above the free-for-all.