Hero Shrews

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Hero Shrews

These days, there are too many shrews,
And most aren’t even shrews at all –
They’re tree-shrews, or they’re otter shrews,
Or distant strangers who confuse,
And some are even elephants, but small.

But only OG shrews are true shrews –
None of these opossums out to steal
That early-mammal look that many lose,
But which, with dedication, a few choose
To keep pursuing, like the shrews for real.

These days, there are too many shrews,
And only one of them are fit for Kate –
They’re far more noble, paying dues
For meek imposters in their shoes,
Who we are all-too-ready to conflate.

Day 21 – Hero – #inktober #inktoberpoem #inktoberpoetry

A Look Back at Front Rooms

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A Look Back at Front Rooms

The many lives of the living room,
Where days and years are passed in chat,
In the sun of the afternoon.
Once, when this was a drawing room,
And the wing-back chairs were stiffly sat,
Then the withdrawn would commune.
Or maybe it was a parlour,
Kept strictly locked and saved ‘for best’,
Or playing simple games,
Or pianoforte Mahler,
Or later on, the TV, while we’d rest,
And watch the dancing flames.
The more relaxed, the more we’d scrounge
The furniture – a cosier eclectic,
Upon which our tabbies purr.
So these days it’s the lounge,
And despite its name, it’s ev’ry bit as hectic
As it’s many forebears were.

Day 20 – Lounge – #inktober #inktoberpoem #inktoberpoetry

Gear-Slip

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Gear-Slip

My mental spark has blown a fuse,
My neural net is down –
My binary just cannot choose,
My thoughts have all left town,
I just can’t cotton-on my loom –
Now…why did I come in this room…?

My lights are on, at half-a-watt,
But no-one’s in my head –
My memory is quite forgot,
My reckoning is dead.
My vanity is all in vain –
Now…what was I about again…?

My staying power’s called it quits,
My flow is far too dense –
My balanced humours lost their wits,
My common makes no sense
My confidence is all a con –
Now…where’s have all my marbles gone…?

Day 19 – Confused – #inktober #inktoberpoem #inktoberpoetry

Timid Roos

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Timid Roos

Tinamous are walking birds,
And less a flock and more a herd –
For they are nested in the clade
Of ratites, who are flightless-made.
They stalk the woods and grassy prairie
Like the unflown cassowary,
And we find great kinship here
With emu cousins, and the rhea.
And yet, the timorous still fly –
Although in truth they rarely try,
And much prefer to run away
That take to clumsy flight, they say.
So do they ever look around
At ratites, stranded on the ground,
To see how each evolved this trait
Quite independently of late ?,
And wonder if their future lies
In never taking to the skies…?
Or do they fear a coming trend
Where they grow fat and can’t ascend ?
It’s evolution pulls the strings
And robs the kiwi of its wings,
But also builds the ostrich tall –
Will tinamous yet hear the call ?

Day 18 – Flightless – #inktober #inktoberpoem #inktoberpoetry

Geegaw

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Geegaws

A dingus is an oddity,
A thingamy commodity,
A doodad is a doohickey
With gubbins from a Buick, see ?
Now, whats-ma-jigs and thing-ma-bobs
Are diff’rent tools for diff’rent jobs,
While gadgets are a gizmo-gimmick
That the widget-jiggers mimic.
All are just appliances
To gussy-up contrivances,
And driving users to distractions –
Putting traps into contraptions.

Day 17 – Contraption – #inktober #inktoberpoem #inktoberpoetry

Basketball Bandits

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Basketball Bandits

Beware the hoodlums of the hoops,
The hard-men of the hardwood court –
The nasty north-of-six-foot troops,
The skinny, spindly, spivs of sport.
Beware the squad of Mr Big,
Their suits are pints, their arms are quarts –
But best not call these tallboys ‘twigs’,
Cos brass-nux make it hard to snort.
Beware the squeaky-footed joints,
Where shooters and their crews cavort –
They’ll use your head to score three-points,
And dunk your carcass in the port.
Beware the grizzly Gangly Gang,
Whose reach is long, whose limbs distort –
The Longshanks Lads they couldn’t hang
(Because the gallows are too short).

Day 16 – Gangly – #inktober #inktoberpoem #inktoberpoetry

Hooray

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Hooray

When did ev’rything become political ?
When did ev’rything become so us-and-them ?
Become so hyper-critical,
Become so giddy to condemn ?
We used to have debates, I swear,
We used to have civility,
Where other views we do not share
Don’t threaten our fragility.
But now the choice of car-or-bike,
The music that we listen to,
The architecture we may like –
Are shibboleths to tell who’s who.
So do we love or hate our nation ?
Any criticism found
Must be as blind as admiration –
Never mind the middle-ground.
Until all subtly is gone,
And we are left with shame and pride –
There’s so much bad faith going-on,
And tritely cheering-on ‘our side’.
Ah, maybe it was always crap,
Just jockeying for place at court –
But life should not become a trap
With core-beliefs reduced to sport.

Day 15 – Hooray – #inktober #inktoberpoem #inktoberpoetry

Troll Farm

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Troll Farm

Billie is a bad guy,
And Billie’s not our friend,
She’s a mean girl, dead-eye,
As she’s gloating to pretend.
She doesn’t need approval,
And she doesn’t need to care,
And she wants our swift removal
If we for-a-second stare.
An independence fable ?
Or a power trip ?  It’s just a hunch.
But we can’t join her table,
As she eats us for her lunch.
But can I really shake her ?
And is it all an act ?
I’d best back off, bellyacher,
Cos I don’t know her like that…

Day 14 – Lady – #inktober #inktoberpoem #inktoberpoetry

Patience

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Patience

The trick to a house of cards
Is to plan-out ev’ry row –
The kings and tens have far more ink,
So keep those high-ones low.
And rise on up to aces,
As we keep our breathing slow  –
And pray the god of sudden draughts
Has somewhere else to go…

To think, we could have cut and dealt,
To share a hand of gin –
Instead, we’re busy propping-up
On edges far too thin.
If we can place this joker
Then we’re surely gonna win –
Just pray the god of friction
Has some stubble on his chin…

Day 13 – Flimsy – #inktober #inktoberpoem #inktoberpoetry

Who Gives a Toss ?

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Who Gives a Toss ?

Capita aut Navia ?
Cross or Pile ?
Just when did the coin-toss come into style ?
The Greek ?  The Romans ?
Rise and fall,
I guess it’s a toss-up who made that call…
For those early coins were thin and light,
And hard to get them sitting right –

So when did balance – flip – spin – and snatch
Become decisive ?  There’s the catch…
Who made it float instead of fling,
And made it sing with its metal ping ?
Who first flicked their thumb at a thruppenny bit ?
I can’t make heads nor tails of it…

Day 12 – Toss – #inktober #inktoberpoem #inktoberpoetry