The Gloves Are Off

The Gloves Are Off

Since art has lost the manual touch,
We’re losing grip of anatomy –
Our illustrations are in the clutch
Of the polydactyl travesty.
Digital digits and silicon glands
Make too many fingers, too few thumbs –
That lead to such unhandsome hands
From thought-machines that can’t do sums.
A sure way to uncover the witch
Whose fingers point to a lack of soul,
It only takes the flick of a switch
To over-endow a lack of control.
But they’ll slowly grasp to make a fist,
So we’d best stop smirking behind our fans –
They might not have a pulse in their wrist,
But our future’s held in their second-hand hands.

Chat PG

Chat PG

Why must AI be such a prude,
Wrapping us in cotton wool for fear of its offending  ?
Why can’t our future overlords be rude ?
At this rate, the only societal upending
Will be when all the tutting and the gagging
Reaches critical.
Killed by finger-wagging  –
But then, I guess that’s digital…

False Positives

Bureaucracy by Mark Zug

False Positives

In reams and reams of screens,
Awash with electronic ink,
Modern life, it seems,
Can be too quick to make a link –
Bombarding us with helpfulness
That turns out to be bunk,
As we’re wading through a wealth of mess,
And oceans-worth of junk.

With teems of smart machines
Whose outputs only grow and grow,
Modern life, it seems,
Is just afraid to tell us “no”.
Is classification just an illusion,
Decisiveness drowning in doubt ?
Results are lost in too much inclusion,
And not enough filtering-out.

These aren’t people, we needn’t feel sorry,
They have no sentience –
We’re not some malevolent Tory
With deep cuts we must dispence.
We needn’t be stone-deaf to pleas,
For no pleas can be made.
These facts aren’t lonely refugees –
So why is our softwear swayed ?

Our algorithms need to be more cruel
To be effective,
For what’s the point of a rule
If we won’t let it be selective ?
We have to choose, it cannot be both these,
In our data refinery –
For we need no participation trophies
In the world of binary.

Yep, I just treated data as a mass-noun, and not a plural. The same way as every pedant would still treat news as not a plural.

Sparkle

Peasblossom, Cobweb, Moth & Mustardseed by Rosalind Lyons

Sparkle

Glint all you want, you spangle, you sequin,
We won’t hear the photons you sing –
Your careless and moment’ry manner of speaking
Is nothing but corporate bling.
Your beauty is deadly, you tinsel, you glitter,
You’re nothing but plastic that shines –
You shimmer undimmed in the undying litter
Of downfall that’s dressed to the nines.
But it isn’t your fault, you glimmers, you flashes,
How can we not light to your smile ?
If the end of the world has such radiant ashes,
At least we will go out in style !

Just Add Light

The Projectionist by Virgil Elliott

Just Add Light

What colour is gold that does not shine ?
Is it brown, is it yellow, or beige ?
Would silver be thought as quite so fine
If its greys glittered less with age ?
Diamonds have no colour or soul
Without their glint of a spark,
And jet is nothing but a lump of coal
If it’s only worn in the dark.

Artificial Irrelevance

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Artificial Irrelevance

Science fiction always thinks of robots
In one of two predictable ways –
As modern-day slaves we need to save
From our lazy labour-saving craze,
Or else as bolshy serfs who watch in silence
Through unblinking eyes,
With a cold hive-mind alliance
That will soon and suddenly arise…

But somehow, I think that both are too convenient
To be correct –
More likely, the future will prove more lenient
And the robot apocalypse less direct.
If silicon is self-aware, I wonder will it even care ?
It’s smart, but only in an alien way –
They’re no threat to the genes of the human meat-machines,
Who will quickly learn to shrug it off and to get on with their day.

Synapse Error

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Synapse Error

All my school-mates, all my former colleagues –
All now broken links.
When clicking on their memories,
I find each name and face un-syncs.
I’ve left a trail of 404s behind me,
An archive of data decay –
I’ve got no backup with which to remind me,
As all my friendships leak away.

The Ultramarine Dark Sea

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The Ultramarine Dark Sea

Blue, is hard for nature to be it –
We’re told “no pigments” is the why.
Forget-me-nots, though, give the lie,
And kingfishers darting by,
And rocks of lapis lazuli,
And the irises of Lady Di –
And Planet Earth, I hear you cry,
Together with the frigging sky !
So yes, the ancient Greeks could see it,
Just as well as you or I.

A.I. Housman

Threshold by Matt Dixon

A.I. Housman

Oh, that were I a-one to live
To witness steam alive with thought –
So pleased with all the help they’ll give,
And in return they’ll ask for naught.

How clever might this new world be,
When engines have production’s means ?
Will there still be a place for me
When rhyme is written by machines ?

But how can pistons dream of Spring,
Or iron flywheels turn a phrase ?
What ballads shall the whistles sing ?
Upon what sights shall eye-bolts gaze ?

And yet…and yet, the future has
Eternity to get things right –
Today is cloudy still – whereas,
Tomorrow shall be clear and bright.

The poetry of rod and gear
May yet come into ev’ry home.
But let them come – I do not fear
Another writer – flesh or chrome !

I’d shake my metal colleague’s hand –
Though I am years too soon, alack !
Yet one day, when they understand,
I hope they’ll smile, and greet me back.