Wigging Out
Prom queens, drag queens, jugglers, and spies,
Criminals, judges, actors in disguise –
Baldness, boldness, hide or tantalise,
It’s all just a cosplay in the end.
Human or synthetical,
Sacred or heretical –
It’s hair, but theoretical,
Where frank and fancy blend.
In bobs and updo’s, blond and brunette,
In fringe and ringlets, silver and jet,
A lace-front quick-change, no regret –
It’s all just a snatch and a shake.
Compact and collectable,
Increasingly respectable,
From downright undetectable
To fabulously fake !
Rhyming Couplets 