The Hottest Place in Town
I guess that Hell looks best at Halloween –
When demons dress-up extra ghoulish,
Trickster gods act extra foolish,
And Pandemonium puts on the best night ever seen.
Pluto lights the Styx up with Dawali candles floating by,
Where the Siren and Cthulu sings duets to Valkyries on high,
And Zarathustra and Confucius let the punchlines fly.
While Sedna twirls the Fairy Queen,
And Yetis smirk as Mummies preen,
Till it all ends with the fireworks, loud enough to hear in Fiddlers Green.
The only ones not round the fire
Are Gabriel and his Angel Choir,
Whose harmonies, so pure and strong,
Would silence Hades with a song.
Alas, they’ll keep us waiting long…
But Hell still looks a treat tonight,
So full of love and wishing –
A pity Jesus took to fright,
He don’t know what he’s missing !
Rhyming Couplets 