Heads up, jaws set, eyes fixed – here we go ! Once more unto the tinsel and mistletoe, Haul out the fairy lights, string up the streamers, Censor the cynics and pander the dreamers: For here comes December ! And there goes the quiet: The balancing budget and sensible diet – Instead, we get suet and Dickens by snow – But brace up and take it, cos here we all go !
All through November, We dash into Winter – Not me. November’s November, And I’m not a sprinter When leaves are still falling And afternoons glinter, You see. All through November, I’ll take my Autumnal sweet time. I’ve no wish to onrush The noise and the crush of the big pantomime.
But finally, here comes December – From season of mist to the season of mistletoe, Nip becomes frost becomes why-won’t-it-snow-? Finally, finally, on comes December – And finally, even I unleash the cheer… So haul up the streamers and load up the larder, For now is the season of twinkles and ardour – Throughout a whole twelfth, and for only a twelfth, of the year.
In the Summer’s heat I bought ’em, And they barely raised a leaf – But here in the depths of Autumn As the roses come to grief, And while the first of frost is looming, With the pumpkins come and gone, So now the cyclamens are blooming Just as though the sun still shone.
In 1911, in Britain, the dockers walked out – And sailors and railwaymen too, across the nation. Union membership soared, and so did the shout For something more than this endless pent-up frustration. A growing awareness had bloomed in the men – They were no pack-mules who just bleat and cower. These literate workers had realised then That labouring hands now held all the power. The following year, the miners struck – A million men refused to duck When facing-down bosses for pride in the pocket – They wanted a minimum wage – and they got it ! What did they care of the Kaiser ? Why did they go ? Ev’ry November, I wonder. I think I might know –
In 1914, in Britain, the soldiers marched out. Many were raw volunteers – no draft had been called. Some were patriotic’ly spurred, I’ve no doubt, But shoring the empire must have left others appalled. Yet the labourer’s life, while improving, was hard – The same old drudging as yesterday. Who wouldn’t swap for some public regard In a smart uniform, with travel and regular pay ? They trusted their orders and killed as commanded, So can I be angry, if I must be candid ? I don’t know. It was lots of things bound-up together – So either I wear the poppy, or the white feather, And honour those scabs who refused to be naive or quailed. Perhaps. But why hadn’t they joined-up, those Glorious Jailed ?
November, November, you come in with a bang – Enough to shake the leaves down from the trees. The effigies are burnt, although by rights they ought to hang, But then drawing strews their stuffing to the breeze. Remember, November, the trenches and the mud, And the generation buried underneath – Then wince at all the pageantry, the polished clasp and stud, And just pray they lay down more than just the wreath.
Now is not the time for carols, Robin cards or gay apparel. Don’t start rolling out the barrel – Ah, sweet November !
November, November, the Leonids are streaming, And also comes the frosty Hunter’s Moon. Aurora too, if lucky. Old Orion’s up there dreaming, And Sirius is seen late-afternoon. An ember, November, of Autumn’s final rays – The sun can still remove a coat or two. Across the pond, they’re Giving-Thanks, so let us give our praise To the month we shouldn’t rush to hurry through.
Now is not the time for holly, Mistletoe or red-fat-jolly. Let’s enjoy without such folly – Ah, sweet November !
Nowhere in the Northern world Could let the dead roam in the Spring, When new life bursts and blooms unfurl, And nights are shortening. No, the Fall’s where they belong, In piles of leaves and frosty air, With creeping dark and waning song, And the world in need of a scare.
Unfortunately, I have been unable to discover who the artist is
No Month for an Atheist
October is the month when all the dead Are brought to life again – In our imaginations spectres tread, And sceptics howl in vain. So why must we be common-sensers, Jaded cynics, sober sisters ?, When the world wants will-suspensors, Playful panics, logic-twisters.
What the Hell ! And if it’s Hell you want, Then take it – take it all ! Mine’s a holy water from the font With a twist of lime, served tall. At least it’s safe, when Satan is A dentist wearing plastic horns. It’s ketchup blood and dry-ice fizz, And no-one’s killing newly-borns.
October is the month when all the dead Are brought to life again – In our imaginations, streets run red With ev’ry guilty stain. We’ve all got demons locked within – Let’s keep them in until they’re slayed. For that is worth believing in – The luxury to be afraid.
What the Hell ! Take all the Hell you need – I mean, at least it’s warm. Mine’s a chilly wisdom, I concede, In the face of an eerie storm. So have the month, enjoy your frights, And call me killjoy all you like, It’s fine – we’ll all sleep sound at night, As once again the dead don’t strike.
The first to blossom was Daisy, Yet still a rather homely lass – Though pretty in a common way, She spent all year within the grass
The next to blossom was Iris, Bursting out in the warming Spring – Showy, delicate, desirous, Over quickly – just a fling.
The next to blossom was Poppy, A gothic girl in crimson red – A heady mix of sharp and soppy, Fascinated by the dead.
The next to blossom was Rosie, A redhead maid with cheeks of pink – Nothing about her was boring or prosy, And lasting longer than you’d think.
The next to blossom was Heather, Just as the leaves were starting to turn – Sturdy and tough, whatever the weather, And hiding a heart just waiting to burn.
The last to blossom was Ivy, Much maligned, but on the climb – Her bauble buds were small though lively, Coming of age at Christmastime.
How far into the Autumn dare we edge Without a proper coat ? Using jackets and jumpers as a bridge To keep our hopes afloat – Pretending the Summer is lurking still Whenever the morning’s bright, But getting caught by an unexpected chill That serves us right. And yet, if we just keep moving about On the sunny side of the street, It’s almost warm enough for going out In the dying heat. So please, just one more week before we don Our bulky Winter coats, When the pre-frost tingle says that the Summer’s gone, And the tardy North Wind gloats.
The first week of August ? Really ? Is it really Autumn yet ? So thought the Celts, who marked the season Just as soon as seeds were set. But how can we regard it Autumn When the schools are firmly shut ? With hottest days perhaps to come, When the Sun is still a-strut. Let’s not rush to Autumn, But embrace the sky-blue time off year ! Why change upon the Lunasa When Summers is still here ?
The third week of September, though ? Is that then really Summer still ? And does the heat of late July belong Besides the early chill ? But can we yet regard it Summer When the leaves are on the turn ? When the holidays are firmly over, And the Sun has lost his burn ? Let’s not cling to Summer But embrace the golden time of year ! Why wait until the Equinox, When Autumn is right here ?