This cannot drown me, nor chill me, nor dampen my mien – For I have seen something like nothing of all things I’ve seen. Not from a far world, nor next world, nor somewhere between – It came from within me, from ev’ry damn neuron and gene.
“First recorded as such c.698. Origin: (settlement of) Gilla’s people, from Old English -ingas ˋpeople of’.”
– How England Was Named
Eight miles west of Charing Cross And just to south of Hanger Hill, Lived farming folk whose Saxon Boss Is with us yet, through his old ville – Now while our names are doomed for loss, Gilla’s people linger still.
Tumbling lines, one from another, Falling in behind the last – Each one linking with his brother, Lacing up and holding fast – So ev’ry time a rhyme should sound, Then, potently, a rhyme shall kick, Until the final line is found To shut the box with sweetest click.
Synonyms, ah synonyms ! The poet’s greatest rule – Facilitating, all-enabling, multiplicating tool. Synonyms – repeating things – they let us say once more The same old curds in diff’rent words – a dozen ways to score.
Ask him a question, he answers precise and pristine: The greatest and smallest, and ev’rything shaded between. Ask him a question, the height and the year and the queen – He knows all the answers, but hasn’t a clue what they mean.
detail from the Chandos Portrait, possibly by John Taylor, possibly showing William Shakespeare
First Eight Lines of a Sonnet
I sometimes feel like life is just preamble, All As and Bs and As and Bs forever – There’s building-up of tension for the scramble, But no antithesis can slip the tether. Won’t someone blow the whistle on this shamble, And get me underway in my endeavour ? I long to find a volta, take a gamble, But always must await a break in weather…
Angels may be small, too small to glance – And yet the real question that the clerics should advance Is why on only pinheads do they ever choose to dance ?
Sooner or later, we all sing a song to the rain, And those who have sung them before can all sing them again. Later or sooner, we all pray a prayer to the skies, And those who have prayed them before can all lead the replies.
Michael’s ones are round, But Gabriel’s are pointed – With orders, each is crowned, And mouldings, each anointed. With stonework tightly joined And structurally sound, Gabriel’s are pointed, But Michael’s ones are round.
Tusk-tusk, Tuscan, You’re just a stripped-down Doric, Sat squat upon your plinth – You don’t fool me. And don’t posit Composite, You ain’t so long historic – You’re just Corinthian That’s running-free.
If Bassae’s still Ionic, (And it is), And so are Ammonites – Then isn’t it moronic To insist that Serlio is right ? To favour Romans over Greeks, And not allow some playful tweaks, Patrolling boarders of the orders Just to keep them pure from mutant freaks.
The Tuscans and the Composites Were born in the Renaissance, When Italians made counterfeits To stand-up in response. Well fair enough, by why stop there ? Now that we have this president, Let’s have a hundred orders blare To prop-up ev’ry pediment.