Sensible shoes are black or beige only,
Trainers are black, white or red.
Sensible shoes are rigid and clompy,
Trainers are soft as a bed.
Sensible shoes need polish and brushes,
Trainers need puddles instead.
Sensible shoes have nematode laces,
Trainers have tapeworms to thread.
Sensible shoes are smooth underneath,
Trainers are deep in their tread.
Sensible shoes squeeze feet into points,
While trainers will let the toes spread.