Christians pray to three gods:
Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
But ’tis the Cath’lics have the most;
“The Virgin’s ours” they like to boast,
“We’ve Cherubs, Seraphs, Angel host.
A God of Bread to feast upon,
And wash Him down with bloody toast.”
And then there’s Saints, the list is long,
Like Seer Paul and Pete the Strong;
But strangest yet amongst this throng:
A Pope who cannot e’er be wrong.