Spaghetti
I heard you have a show needs stopping,
Heard you have a house needs bringing down –
I heard you have a shoe needs dropping,
And a tin or paint that needs a town.
Huzzah ! Hurray !
Hear hear, I say !
Best don your heels,
And roll up to my wheels –
To login to your noggin,
And toboggan through the boredom till it squeals !
I heard you have a boat needs rocking,
Joint needs jumping, hell needs breaking loose –
I heard your buster needs a blocking,
And your gander’s sauce is lacking goose.
Tip-top, pall mall !
Chin-chin, old gal !
Come step inside,
It’s really quite the ride –
To doodle through your noodle,
Till you’ve oodles-worth to keep you occupied !
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