I heard you have a show needs stopping,
Heard you have a house needs bringing down –
Heard you have a shoe needs dropping,
And a tin or paint that needs a town.
Huzzah ! Hurray !
Hear hear, I say !
Woof woof, ring ring,
I heard you have a boat needs rocking,
Joint needs jumping, hell needs breaking loose –
Got a buster that needs blocking ?
Call me in a jiffy at the deuce !