Proper Charlies
Charles the First was the very worst
Till he got the chop at the hands of the mob –
Who wanted a say in to whom they pray,
And not being subject ripe for the rob.
Charles the Second was a letch who reckoned
That the country had to polish his knob –
He may have been jolly, compared to Ollie,
But he still was a hypocrit and a snob.
And Charles the Third is a privileged turd
Who is screwing-us all for ev’ry bob –
He is honour-bound to keep us folks down,
And to keep the upper class in a job.
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