Quick, down here ! Over there ! Are they near ? They’re ev’rywhere ! You take one way, I’ll go this – Meet you Monday, Hit-or-miss. Best not dally, Shake your feet – Up the alley, ’Cross the street – Don’t stop now ! Pick up the pace – I’ll see you, somehow, Usual place.
Paisley Abbey Gargoyle 10 taken by User:Colin, showing the work of sculptor David Lindsay, itself inspired by the work of Hans Giger.
Roofkeepers
The gargoyles are guarding the peregrines’ nests, In their makeshift high-rise habitats. They gurgles-down the gutters near their new houseguests, As they keep the drainpipes clean, and they trap the thieving rats. They shelter the chicks when the North wind blows, Inbetween the buttresses the parapets. They lure-in the pigeons, they ward-off the crows, And they scare-back the devils with their gruesome silhouettes.
Can it be, October already ? Then time to grasp at the accidental inspiration for some short poems. Over the coming week you can enjoy some vol-au-vents prompted by the official titles, all of little consequence but hopefully of some enjoyment.
Tell me, rectilinear thing, If you’re a moth then where’s your wing ? When not in ragged, fraying flight It’s held-out straight and rolled-up tight. You’re crucified in upper case, And dressed in brightest white and beige – No camouflage for any place, Except, perhaps, the printed page.
How long should we leave the Lego built Before we break it down ? How long will the sandy castle stand Before its turrets drown ? How long should we sit back and admire The finished jigsaw puzzle, Till it’s taking up the table space Where other things could bustle ? Time then to embrace the entropy, Disrupt the orthodox, And smash the status quo with relish Back into its box.
What ho ! I’m Ali, Born in Cairo – True-blue British, doncha know ? Like squire Sanjay – Mumbai-bred, As English as a phone box red. And then there’s Chang, From County Down, By bowler hat and Chinatown. And Elzbieta, Glasgow gal, As fish-and-chips as any pal, And Welsh Pierre Of Montreal, So fluent in the bat-and-ball. The best of British, Tweeds and cap – As much as any other chap.
It started with vinyl, Then moved to cassettes – Now cameras use film, And our watches use springs. For all we progress, So we harbour regrets – The world has gone wireless, But we long for strings.
We’re too young to ever Remember those days, But we switch-out the hoover For artisan brooms. I wonder what’s next ? A typewriter craze ? A love for old diesels, Because of their fumes ?
We’re questioning science Like never before – We’re leery of vaccines, We’re losing our spark. I hope it’s a fetish, And not something more – We’ve no use for luddites, Or Ages of Dark.
It started with vinyl, Then moved to 5G – It used to be fun, Till the humour was gone. But if it’s just fashion, Then let’s let it be – Be retro today, And tomorrow move on.
The Nazis used to be quite rare, With few who earned the name – But now it seems they’re ev’rywhere And free speech is to blame ! These random people on the net Who think they get a say – I call them out as fascists, yet Their views leap by the day I put them down, but still them come, Replete with facts and stats. I can’t believe how many scum Are lurking in the chats. They should be rounded up, the lot, And left to rot in Hell – And if you disagree, a spot Gets found for you, as well…
I fully admit, I don’t understand This waiting in line. Hours and hours, as if it’s a test, Come rain or shine, To be a part of history, they say, To mark the moment – To prove themselves her loyal subjects ?, Or maybe beg atonement ?
I fully admit, I don’t understand, As the World looks on – We’re not all doing this !, I cry, Till my voice has gone. I scoff and rant and pity them, But I’m one of a very few – And nobody’s lis’ning to me, of course, They’re all watching the queue.
I fully admit, I don’t understand, And I never will. I hope this brings about a change – No more standing still. But right now, the status is in the quo, The ink won’t leave the pen. I’ve never felt so alien To my fellow countrymen.
I can hear her fingers dancing, dancing, Over the keyboard, rat-a-tat-tat. The tempo always five-to-a-heartbeat – I clock her typing, wherever she’s sat. Her fingernails, a little too long, Her bangles jangle, an octave higher, Grounded by the bass of the spacebar, And leak of her headphones bringing the choir.
I can hear our fingers dancing, dancing, Stretching for shift, then back to home – The double-letter quavers, the patter of delete, And the rhythm of return as a metronome. But not all keyboards are tuned the same, Staccato or reverb in stroke-length and gauge. I like it the most when we harmonise together – An orchestra of typists, filling the page.