Walking Fishes

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Walking Fishes

Bichirs, eels, and climbing perches,
Sometimes swim and sometimes crawl –
See their wriggles, flops, and lurches,
Up up out of the water all.
Like lobe-fins did so long ago,
They make a hopeful bid to leap and grow.
Distant species such as these,
Who gulp the breezing air with ease –
Distant species, all who please
To give the land a go.

But why do gobies only skip the mud of late,
And not before ?
Just what has changed to make it worth the risk to skate
Upon the shore,
And dip their ray-finned toes upon the sands of fate
Once more ?
For surely, this cannot be new –
This must be something that they do
Since days of dinosaur.

I guess that they were out-competed,
Couldn’t play the odds –
I guess they found the land replete
With hungry tetrapods.
So why did they think they ought to ?
Small fish from a big pond,
Who sought beyond for everlasting worms,
And spurned the nice-yet-dull –
These fishes-out-of-water,
Inventing bicycles.

Mudskippers diverged from the other gobies around 140 million years ago, or at around the time of the American Civil War according to this method.  Of course, that doesn’t mean that their particular lineage of goby started venturing out of the water until much later, though I cannot find any details as to when this first happened.

Butcherbirds

Butchers by Angela Parr

Butcherbirds

Magpie-mimics, pseudo-shrikes,
In apron-fronts and axeman-hoods –
They hang their excess kills on spikes
Around their Aussie urban woods.
Lizzies, hoppers, chicks and mice,
On thorns and barbs and obscure ledges –
Bringing their suburban vice
To tuckeroos and privet hedges.
Where creeps the white trifolium,
So fly these cheerful songsters –
Where lays the fresh linoleum,
So roost these hipster monsters.
But most of all at nesting time,
When elder siblings lend a wing –
They form a gang, a clan of crime,
Whose name they proudly sing.

Massacre On-Mass

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Massacre On-Mass

Do fishes school in shoals
Or shoal in schools ?
Who cares ?  Who sets these rules ?
And are they herrings or are mack’rels ?
Sharks just see them all as sprat-kills,
Be they hammerheads or bulls.
And dolphins call them balls of bait
When wolfing fins onto their plate
With click-and-bubble tools.
We ought to ask the swarming bunch,
Except, it seems they’ve gone for lunch…
The fools !

Dog Tags

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Dog Tags

The names of dogs shall change and flex,
With the rise and fall of Gus and Rex,
As their names are called around the lido –
Though these days, no-one calls Fido.
Folks in the park are a diverse lot,
And so are their dogs – but none is Spot.
Some names, it seems, are truly over –
Hello Lola, goodbye Rover.

The Elephants of War

War Elephant Head by Ruslan Bikmurzin

The Elephants of War

The jumbos joined the battlefield,
To put the steeds to fright.
For what use were mere horses
In the face of so much might ?
But the other side were not done yet,
This wouldn’t be a rout –
They launched their secret weapon
As they rode their mammoths out.

So the jumbos and the mammoths
Clashed upon the battlefield –
They flared their ears and trumpeted,
And neither side would yield.
They reared-up on their hind legs high,
They broadsided and barged,
And they shook the ground beneath them
As their ten-ton leaders charged.

But what with all their bellowing
To war and kingdom-come,
It soon become apparent
That these hunks were not so dumb –
They targetted the riders,
Pulled them off with probing trunks,
And skewered them upon their tusks,
And flayed them into chunks.

They stamped upon the humans,
And they kicked them from their path,
Till they were the last ones standing
In the bloody aftermath.
And they touched their heads together in a truce,
And sallied forth –
With the jumbos on to Africa,
And mammoths heading North.

Obviously AI, but it serves its purpose…

Gallybaggers

Scarecrow by Carus

Gallybaggers

How do scarecrows scare crows ?
Who knows ?
They seem such feeble foes.
Do they even work, do you suppose ?
With their hessian nose and wooden toes,
These crucified guards in hand-me-down clothes
Must scare the birds that thieve he rows.
But corbs are smart, and their learning shows
As they crop the crops while their wardens doze…

Flying Mice

Wyvern Musculature by Kate Pfeilschiefter

Flying Mice

The city is full of urban sparrows,
A hundred to each tree –
Flocking under the tourists’ feet
And dicing cars along the street.
They steal the food from off the barrows,
And ride the trams for free,
Nesting anywhere they can grab
In any old wall or concrete slab.
Finding their hedgerows far too narrow,
They seek opportunity –
When it’s just too dry for rainy pigeons,
Up-pop sparrows with ambitions.

House Sparrow by Natalia Rojas

Rhinos In Name Only

Rhino in the Mud by Jono Dry

Rhinos In Name Only

Somewhere, in a parallel taiga,
There they are – they never died.
The woolly rhinos guard the Eiger,
Symbols of the Russian pride.
Standing ground against the polar bear,
And hauling Santa’s sleigh,
And touring with the country fair –
In brown and never grey –

But not this Earth, and not this tundra –
So it goes, and so they went –
The climate changed and they went under,
Leaving bones from Greece to Kent.
Their naked cousins still exist, I guess,
Though less divine –
We won’t find them near Inverness
Or swimming in the Rhine.

Orcish Woolly Rhino Riders by Alpine Creations

Urban Pilgrims

Amber Prison by Donato Giancola

Urban Pilgrims

“Nobody owns a pet in Istanbul, they just befriend the neighbourhood strays.”

– The Local Planet Guide

The dogs are stays and tramps and ferals,
Picking scraps, surviving perils,
Living in gaps on tufts of ground –
Though the locals seem to like them hanging round.

But who knows what diseases lurk,
And how much needed council work
To catch and spay and then release ?
Is that why vagrant number still increase ?

They may look cute in tourist spots,
But less so in the poorer lots –
Traffic-tangling, always breeding –
Some look starved, but overall succeeding.

We wonder where the pups are hidden,
As they lounge around, unbidden.
Have they fleas ?  We’d best not breach –
So stroking-wise, they’re just out of our reach.

And now official policy
Has moved to stop them roaming free,
To round them up and put them down
To kick the mange and rabies out of town.

But then there are the feral cats
About the mosques and laundromats –
They’re just as cute and just as cherished,
But they’re far less likely to be perished.

They too are mating uncontrolled,
But always act as good as gold
Just lazing round the grand bazaars,
Despite their secret ticks and worms and scars.

The Magnolia Jungle

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The Magnolia Jungle

Indoor cats grow fat
About the flat,
From all their lack of pace –

They spend all morning sat
Upon the mat,
Just cleaning fur and face.

Then mooch-in for a chat,
Or stroke and pat,
As though they own the place –

And sleep upon a hat,
Or idly bat
The drapes with easy grace,

They’ve got it far too soft and easy,
Never getting cold or sneezy,
Staring out the windows, queasy,
At the thought of empty space.

Hiding from the wet and breezy,
Doing as they damn well pleasy
Till they’re corpulent and wheezy,
Hiding in their cushy base.

Indoor cats grow fat,
Without a rat,
To give them cause to chase –

But they don’t care for that,
They run this flat –
Or prowl, in any case…