Cup & Saucer made from Earl Grey Tea Bags by D Postlethwaite
Overwhelmed by Subtlety
You undergo life just a little too much, You taste ev’ry nuance and stray molecule In vision and sound and in palate and touch, You never can blend them to seamless and whole. But the good and the bad must equally live Inextricably encurled – You are, I fear, too sensitive, To suffer this imperfect world.
This verse was inspired by a friend who insists she can’t use teabags because she can taste the paper.
I cannot tell you why I should be so afraid, Except I am. Perhaps it’s evolution keeping me alive That makes me scram. But I have always hated spiders, big and small – Oh god, so small ! They’re lurking in this room, right now – They lurk, until they crawl…
But sooner yet than later, Then the peace between us must be made – For I don’t want to be a hater, When, oh please !, I hate to be afraid…
And with tarantulas – so big !- we get to see Just how they’re built – Their legs, their palps, their spinnerets, Their onyx eyes and downy quilt… Yet small ones have these too, too small to see – But oh, they’ve got the lot, Upon a strange and creeping body – Never let this be forgot !
But I am more than this, and greater – I shall love them, I shall not be swayed. For I don’t want to be a hater, I don’t want to spend my life afraid.
Low-temperature electron micrograph of a cluster of E. coli bacteria, magnified 10,000 times, microscoped by Eric Erbe, colourised by Christopher Pooley
Z. apocalypsus
Squirming and writhing in unthinking hordes That cannot be dented with bullets or swords – They’ll find us and kill us and shred our remains, They’re after our bodies and after our brains. They’ll mess with our minds worse than Dali or Escher, Our stomachs will turn and our bowels feel the pressure, I sense in my gut that they’re here in the flesh – Oh my… Escherichia coli!
I feel a little bit guilty about the last line, as apparently the stresses should fall on the RIC and the CO, whereas I would prefer them to fall on the I and the LI (that is, the next sallybles along). But honestly, whoever actually ever says the name in full anyway ? So I reckon my stresses are every bit as valid.
E. coli, incidentally, is a natural part of our gut bacteria without which we would probably be dead. That is, until it turns bad…
On a completely different note, this seems like a good place to discuss horizontal gene transfer. This is where a (usually) bacterium grows a sex pilus which attached it to another of its species (or sometimes a completely different species) and exchanges genes, which may include a fancy new antibiotic resistance gene it happens to have mutated. My question is: why would it do that ? If its environment is suddenly flooded with penicillin, it’s surely to that one bacterium’s benefit to be the only survivor.
I cannot find a definite explanation online, but I do note that, for the most common method, the DNA that builds the pilus is a self-contained plasmid (that is, a part of the genome outside-of and independent-of the nucleus). It seems that the primary genes sent across are the very genes to want to poke its neighbours, and the other genes transferred are an accidental by-product. Therefore, the solution I tentatively propose is that, just like the mitochondria in our own cells, it started life as a parasite that over time has found it more advantageous to pay its host back for the netrients and shelter.
The plasmid would seem to be less far along this particular evolutionary journey in that it is not so intergrated into its host as to lose its own identity (as shown by their ability to pass between species) – basically they are freeloaders who don’t, I suggest, cause any problems for their hosts, and sometimes quite by chance cause an advantage. And of course, there’s no guarantee that it ever will be further subsumed, particularly as it seems to be spreading itself around just fine as it is. (Oh, and yes, I did just spell ‘intergrate’ with two Rs, and I just did so again…)
But I could be totally wrong. I just wish that a few of the articles marvelling at the outcome would give a thought to how we got here.
I love the way your halves combine. I love the way you place each lung With careless grace and good design On either side your centre line, And equidistant from your spine. I love the way your ribs are strung.
I love the way your shoulders fit, I love the way your arms construe. I love the way your kidneys sit, So each, the other mirrors it To keep the couple quite legit. I love the way your hips are two.
I love the way you wear your legs, So nicely paired, and just enough – For with a third, the question begs Of where upon your frame it pegs. I love the way you keep to regs. I love the way you’re up to snuff.
I love your face with eye and eye, I love the way they both are blue. I love the way they flit and fly In unison, to watch me pry Upon thy tygrish symmet-try. I love the way you’re balanced-through.
The penultimate line is inspired by how I always read the fourth line of a certain poem of William Blake’s.
I am the product of four-billion years-worth Of winners and breeders, and fighters and choosers. But now they shall wither, extinguished forever – For billions they flourished, yet still wound up losers. But hold on, my genes are my sister’s, my brother’s – They’ll swim through the side streams, these spawny succeeders. For they are the product of four billion years-worth Of fighters and choosers, and winners and breeders.
We start the wars, we fight the wars, We win them and we lose them – We argue out the truces and the peace. We write the laws, we break the laws, We honour and abuse them – And either way, our meddling shall increase. For we are Men, alas, we’re Men, We’re being masculine again: We’ve got the whiskers, got the beer – We’re patriarchitypes, my dear. For we are He, alas, Himself – We’ve got the jobs, we’ve got the wealth. We must be heard ! We shall be heard ! We started with the final word.
At least, that’s how it’s always told By critic and historian: From hunter-gather days of old To present times – the myth is sold That ev’ry man is brute and bold, And endlessly Victorian. But we are more than legacy, We’ve learned to share and redefine. The mercy that you beg of me Is yours these days as much as mine. For we are us, thank god, ourselves, We’ve equal now, not trolls and elves – But that’s enough from me today, I’d rather hear what you might say.
frontispiece from Novum Organum Scientiarum by Francis Bacon, art by anon
The Voyage of the Novum Organum
’Twas in the summer of ’20 When our galleon set sale. Now gather ye, and plenty, As I lay the fearless tale: We soon approached the pillars bold That Hercules himself, we’re told, Had planted, so’s to say “Behold ! Behold these sights, and quail ! Here lies the End of the Earth, my friends, And who knows what may lie beyond ? It’s time to find what you’re worth, my friends, If dareꞌst ye leave your pond. Will you view my gates as a warning ? Then head for home on the turning tide. Or will you view my gates as a dawning ? Then pass on through to the other side !”
Who knows if God shall forsake us ? Who knows where the currents take us ? Over the seas on our questing quest: With our fortunes pressed for the holy grail, As on and on we sail.
So wise old Captain Bacon Gave the word to pass on through. We prayed he weren’t mistaken And a-gambling with his crew. We sailed betwixt those ancient piers, And set a course for new frontiers. Once Argonauts, now pioneers ! ’Twas time to earn our due. “There lies the Start of the Earth, my friends, When we find out what lies ahead ! It’s time to give rebirth, my friends, It’s time to raise the dead !” We knew great riches would await us, All our maps were full of exes ! We dug up booty with apparatus, And unearthed keys to fresh complexes.
Follow the clues, be smart and plucky – Here be dragons, if we’re lucky ! Over the seas on our questing quest: The better we guessed, the more we unveiled, As on and on we sailed.
We plumbed that deep wide ocean So’s to chart her reefs and bars The first we found was motion – It was written in the stars ! Then spied we microscopic forms – A hidden world of tiny swarms. We shuddered, but we rode such storms, And better for the scars. There lies so much joy on this Earth, my friends – Let’s find out what we share her with ! There’s nowhere upon her in dearth, my friends – She’s always more to give ! We sailed upon her seas of numbers, Fathomed her amounts amounting: Formulas and patterns slumbered – Ev’rything, we learned, was counting.
And the point where the limit of our learning meets, There’s always a fair wind filling our sheets. Over the seas on our questing quest: The more we professed, the more we regaled, As on and on we sailed.
The further out our striving, So the better stocked our stores. And always we’re arriving Onto ever-stranger shores. And on those lands we took our drills And tapped the streams and dug the hills And set down bridges, rails and mills, And just and noble laws. We learned how the whole of the Earth, my friends, Is built from the same few blocks, not more ! We learned how the life round her girth, my friends, Is built from life before ! We sailed away to explore and learn, And still there is so much more to find ! We know we can never again return To that ancient world that we left behind.
We’ll never be bored and we’ll never be done – We’ll never arrive at the setting sun. Over the seas on our questing quest: The more we progress, the higher we scale, As on and on we sail.
And a great stillness then knew me, As a lightness of thought did rock me then. I thought how the Lord had come to me; Alas, it was but lack of oxygen.
detail from Experiment with an Air Pump by Joseph Wright
Soul-Lights
Perhaps she is just a chimera, Or otherwise born with this curious guise – For ev‘er‘ytime that I’m near her, I cannot but help to look into her eyes. Perhaps she has suffered a trauma, Where blood is now staining her iris tattoo That partially came to transform her, With one eye of hazel, the other of blue. And further, her hazel is golden Encircling her iris, but greener beyond. Her stare surely has me beholden, Her pupil eclipsing its het’rochrome pond. No contacts nor tumours nor ’Shop-tricks Are needed to give them what rarely occurs. If souls can be glimpsed in our optics, Then softly she carries a rainbow in hers.
Judas in paintings is often the one Who’s sporting the bright carrot hair. What does this signify, why was this done ? For redheaded Jews were exception’ly rare. Maybe he dyed it with henna, of course, For most nat’ral gingers were Celtic or Norse, So who were the genealogical source Of Judas Iscariotson ?
Edom has nothing to do with Judas, being the brother of Isaac in Genesis, but his name means ‘red’ in Hebrew.