Blighty-Bugs

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Blighty-Bugs

A butterfly house is a curious series of rooms –
A bit like a tropical farm,
Where exotic moths can dine on exotic blooms,
With wingspans as wide as my palm.
Or so I had hoped – but this was no Forest of Arden –
Or jungle of scent-heavy petals –
But flitting about were familiar sights from the garden,
And all that was growing were nettles.
It turned out they mastered in only British varieties,
Tortoiseshells, coppers, and whites.
Pretty, but small – the kind that give gard’ners anxieties,
Or taken-for-granted delights.
Oh sure, the elephant-hawks are impressive as caterpills,
Stripping the fuchsia to shreds,
But overall, any good hedgerow holds similar thrills,
Without the need of these sheds.
Although, as a lifelong dweller of chalky downs,
And the home-strip lads that brings.
It was good to see some strangers from limestone towns
With a Northern brogue to their wings.
So yeah, I guess I enjoyed them in concentration,
A blaze about the flowers –
And proof that beauty can still exist in our nation –
Because all of these ones are ours !

Of course, I have mused on butterflies numerous times before, but after writing this I decided to put my prose where my poetry was:

I asked a few AIs for a plan to build such a self-sustaining glasshouse, with a list of the fewest number of native plants.  Here is the consensus:

Firstly, a fair spread of readily-available lepids:

TYPENAMEBINOMIALFLYING SEASON
WhitesLarge (Cabbage) WhitePieris brassicaeApr-Oct
Green-Veined WhitePieris napiApr-Sep
YellowsBrimstoneGonepteryx rhamniMar-Oct
Orange-TipAnthocharis cardaminesApr-May
Clouded Yellow
(migrates in wild, so won’t survive the Winter)
Colias croceusMay-Oct
BluesHolly BlueCelastrina argiolusMar-Sep
Small CopperLycaena phlaeasApr-Oct
Common BluePolyommatus icarusMay-Sep
Small BlueCupido minimusMay-Jun / Aug if 2nd brood
BrownsSpeckled WoodPararge aegeriaMar-Oct
Duke of BurgundyHamearis lucinaApr-Jun
WallLasiommata megeraApr-Sep
RingletAphantopus hyperantusJun-Aug
Meadow BrownManiola jurtinaJun-Sep
GatekeeperPyronia tithonusJul-Aug
HairstreaksGreen HairstreakCallophrys rubiApr-Jun
Brush-FootedsSmall TortoiseshellAglais urticaeMar-Oct
Red AdmiralVanessa atalantaMar-Nov
PeacockAglais ioMar-Nov
CommaPolygonia c-albumApr-Oct
Marbled WhiteMelanargia galatheaJun-Aug
Silver-Washed FritillaryArgynnis paphiaJun-Aug
White Admiral
(also feeds on honeydew from aphids)
Limenitis camillaJun-Aug / Sep if 2nd brood
Skippers Large Skipper Ochlodes sylvanusJun-Jul
Day-Flying MothsEmperor Moth
(don’t feed as adults)
Saturnia pavoniaMar-May
Mint MothPyrausta aurataApr-Sep
Scarlet Tiger-MothCallimorpha dominulaMay-Jul
White Ermine
(woolly caterpillars !)
Spilosoma lubricipedaMay-Jul
Six-Spotted BurnetZygaena filipendulaeJun-Aug
Day-flying InchwormsLatticed HeathChiasmia clathrataMay-Jun / Sep if 2nd brood
Blood-VeinTimandra comaeMay-Sep / Oct if 2nd brood
Yellow ShellCamptogramma bilineataJun-Aug
Hawk-MothsNarrow-Boarder Bee-Moth
(a bee-mimic !)
Hemaris tityusMay-Jun
Elephant Hawk-Moth
(giant caterpillars ! – nocturnal adults, but they do hibernate)
Deilephila elpenorMay-Aug / Sep if 2nd brood
Hummingbird Hawk-Moth (more giant caterpillars ! – day-flyers, though they won’t survive the Winter)Macroglossum stellatarumJun-Sep

The months listed above are for typical outdoor activity, so may be extended indoors with earlier Springtime starts and possibly a second or third brood.  If the glasshouse is insulated but not heated (except to keep it above 5°C through the Winter), this will mean that not all of these species can be self-sustaining, as some of them migrate (Clouded Yellow, Hummingbird Hawk-Moth), and fresh stocks will need to be brought in each Spring (this is something all butterfly houses need to do).  I can see making use of an ornate pupilarium with windows to watch them ‘hatch’.  We will also have some structural little brick towers around to provide dry pupation sites (and resting spots for the Walls).

I’ve included the Brimstone, as it’s the classic bright-yellow species that possibly gave all lepid’s the name of ‘butter-fly’, but it should be noted that their numbers aren’t doing great at present, which could certainly cause problems.  Their caterpillars only eat buckthorns, which aren’t exactly the smallest shrubs, but perhaps we could have a few in the centre of the glasshouse and make a feature of them ?  (By the way, I call it a glasshouse instead of a greenhouse to emphasise that it will be considerably larger than the things found at the bottom of the garden for growing tomatoes in.)

But since aphids and mildew are inevitable, I decided to also include the following ladybirds:

2-Spot  (Adalia bipunctata)
7-Spot  (Coccinella septempunctata)
22-Spot  (Psyllobora vigintiduopunctata)  –  should make for a good mildew-munching colony in the honeysuckle.

If we were really smart, we could include a free app that could identify each of the above species (adults and caterpillars) so that visitors could point their phones at one and get its name and details  This data could also be used to record when the adults first and final flying days were each year.  But I don’t think it could help with keeping a census unless it could also identify individuals so as to not count them each multiple times.

But anyway  –  the plants need to be natives, and robust, and able to regrow quickly after heavy defoliation by caterpillars, while also provide nectar for the butterflies/moths for the entire time they are flying.  Indeed, I wanted to make sure that there were two different nectar sources incase of any issues, though I held off doing the same for feed plants, as a lack of food will be an important population control (though many species do have multiple food options, but this was not deliberate).  Here’s the answer I got:

PLANTLARVAL HOST FORADULT NECTAR FORFLOWERING SEASON
Sheep’s Sorrel
(Rumex acetosella) –
Shoots out rhizomes, so keep it in pots.
Small Copper
Blood-Vein
Yellow Shell
None(May-Nov)
Alder Buckthorn
(Frangula alnus) –
Can be pruned, but still likely to be 2-3m tall.
Brimstone
Holly Blue
Green Hairstreak
Emperor Moth
None(May-Jun)
Cock’s-Foot Grass
(Dactylis glomerata)
Speckled Wood
Wall
Ringlet
Meadow Brown
Marbled White
Large Skipper
Yellow Shell
None(May-Jul)
False Brome Grass
(Brachypodium sylvaticum)
Speckled Wood
Wall
Ringlet
None(May-Jul)
Red Fescue Grass
(Festuca rubra)
Wall
Meadow Brown
Gatekeeper
Marbled White
Yellow Shell
None(May-Jul)
Sweet Violet
(Viola odorata)
Silver-Washed FritillaryBrimstone
Holly Blue
Small Copper
Speckled Wood
Duke of Burgundy
Small Tortoiseshell
Peacock
Feb-May
Primrose
(Primula vulgaris)
Duke of BurgundyBrimstone
Orange Tip
Holly Blue
Speckled Wood
Duke of Burgundy
Gatekeeper
Small Tortoiseshell
Red Admiral
Peacock
Comma
Latticed Heath
Blood-Vein
Ladybirds
Feb-May
Cowslip
(Primula veris)
Duke of BurgundyBrimstone
Common Blue
Small Blue
Wall
Green Hairstreak
Latticed Heath
Blood-Vein
Ladybirds
Apr-May
Garlic Mustard
(Alliaria petiolata) –
Can be an aggressive spreader, so keep it in pots.
Large White
Green-Veined White
Orange-Tip – eats the seeds, so don’t dead-head them.
Large White
Green-Veined White
Brimstone
Orange-Tip
Latticed Heath
Blood-Vein
Apr-May
Stinging Nettle
(Urtica dioica) –
Unavoidable, but we can use a dwarf variety and keep it out-of-the-way.
Small Tortoiseshell
Red Admiral
Peacock
Comma
Scarlet Tiger-Moth
White Ermine
Small Copper
White Ermine
Jun-Sep
Bird’s-Foot Trefoil
(Lotus corniculatus)
Clouded Yellow
Common Blue
Green Hairstreak
Six-Spot Burnet
Latticed Heath
Orange Tip
Clouded Yellow
Common Blue
Small Blue
Wall
Green Hairstreak
Six-Spot Burnet
Latticed Heath
Blood-Vein
Narrow-Boarder Bee-Moth
Jun-Sep
Lady’s Bedstraw
(Galium verum)
Yellow Shell
Elephant Hawk-Moth
Hummingbird Hawk-Moth
Small Tortoiseshell
Elephant Hawk-Moth
Hummingbird Hawk-Moth
Jun-Sep
Kidney Vetch
(Anthyllis vulneraria)
Small BlueCommon Blue
Small Blue
Ringlet
Jun-Sep
Wild Marjoram
(Origanum vulgare)
Mint MothBrimstone
Holly Blue
Small Copper
Common Blue
Small Blue
Wall
Ringlet
Meadow Brown
Gatekeeper
Green Hairstreak
Small Tortoiseshell
Marbled White
Silver-Washed Fritillary
White Admiral
Large Skipper
Six-Spot burnet
White Ermine
Latticed Heath
Blood-Vein
Yellow Shell
Elephant Hawk-Moth
Ladybirds
Jun-Sep
Common Honeysuckle
(Lonicera periclymenum) –
Let’s find a late-blooming variety.
White Admiral
Scarlet Tiger-Moth
Brimstone
White Admiral
Blood-Vein
Elephant Hawk-Moth
Hummingbird Hawk-Moth
22-Spot Ladybird– mildew
Jun-Sep /
Oct (some varieties)
Devil’s-Bit Scabious
(Succisa pratensis)
Narrow-Boarder Bee-MothBrimstone
Common Blue
Wall
Ringlet
Meadow Brown
Marbled White
Silver-Washed Fritillary
Six-Spot Burnet
Blood-Vein
Yellow Shell
Ladybirds

Jul-Oct
Common Ivy
(Hedera helix)
Holly Blue

Overwinter site:
Brimstone
Small Tortoiseshell
Red Admiral
Peacock
Comma
Large White
Green-Veined White
Holly Blue
Small Copper
Small Tortoiseshell
Red Admiral
Comma
Blood-Vein
Hummingbird Hawk-Moth
Oct-Nov
Wood Spurge
(Euphorbia amygdaloides)
NoneDuke of Burgundy
Ladybirds – they need early-Spring nectar before aphid numbers rise.
Apr-Jun
Forget-Me-Not
(Myosotis arvensis)
Definitely a spreader, but not a bully, and after flowering it shrinks into the background.
NoneOrange Tip
Holly Blue
Small Copper
Duke of Burgundy
Wall
Small Tortoiseshell
Red Admiral
Peacock
Comma
Scarlet Tiger-Moth
Blood-Vein
Yellow Shell
Narrow-Boarder Bee-Moth
Apr-Jun
Bugle
(Ajuga reptans)
NoneGreen-Veined White
Orange-Tip
Holly Blue
Small Blue
Wall
Green Hairstreak
White Admiral
Scarlet Tiger-Moth
Latticed Heath
Blood-Vein
Narrow-Boarder Bee-Moth
Elephant Hawk-Moth
Ladybirds
May-Jul
Red Campion
(Silene dioica)
NoneLarge White
Duke of Burgundy
Wall
Scarlet Tiger-Moth
Latticed Heath
Blood-Vein
Elephant Hawk-Moth
May-Sep
Knapweed
(Centaurea nigra)
NoneLarge White
Green-Veined White
Brimstone
Wall
Ringlet
Marbled White
Silver-Washed Fritillary
Large Skipper
Six-Spot Burnet
Blood-Vein
Yellow Shell
Elephant Hawk-Moth
Ladybirds
Jun-Sep
Wild Thyme
(Thymus serpyllum)
NoneSmall Copper
Common Blue
Small Blue
Duke of Burgundy
Green Hairstreak
Small Tortoiseshell
Large Skipper
Scarlet Tiger-Moth
Latticed Heath
Blood-Vein
Ladybirds
Jun-Sep
Musk Mallow
(Malva moschata)
NoneLarge White
Green-Veined White
Gatekeeper
Small Tortoiseshell
Red Admiral
Jun-Sep

Of course, the lepids will have no birds or bats preying on them, so careful management is needed to preventing boom-and-bust cycles. To some extent, there will be some predation from the ladybirds, who will happily eat butterfly eggs if aphid numbers are low, and parasitic wasps have a knack for getting into everywhere, from our glasshouse to the bodies of caterpillars.

But thinking about it, a few plants above are described as being in pots, but probably this should apply to most of them (except for the alder buckthorn, the ivy, and the honeysuckle) – not only will it allow for different soil-types, but if any particular plant is over-grazed, it can be whisked away and put into quarantine, to prevent a population boom. Replacement pots would be grown ‘backstage’, ready to understudy and provide fresh foliage. Obviously, these are likely to be larger than the average garden terracotta, and contain more than one nettle or tussock of grass, but still modular enough to allow for easy relocation. This also allows for the containers to be raised up closer to eye-level – handy for low-growers like forget-me-nots !

To be honest, this thought-experiment started with just a dozen species and a handful of plants, but I kept finding that I could utilise the existing flora to add more butterflies, except…well, another source of nectar wouldn’t harm, and this also allows for another species as a side benefit, except this one hangs around for longer so needs another Autumn bloom,…and you can see how things started getting a bit out-of-hand. But I think this is now a good balance of providing a decent selection of flyers in any given month.

The Judgement of Parishes

Yup, AI again.

The Judgement of Parishes

Zeus was tried for rape and murder,
So were all his kin –
And the verdict came back guilty
For their cruelty and sin.
Their sentence was to be forgotten –
Maybe not in name,
And yet from our hearts and from our prayers,
We snuffed their precious flame.
We found a god of kindness
Over whom to make a fuss –
Though just as much a lie, of course,
But one that suited us.

The Trap-Bath split

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The TRAP-BATH split

Steadfast and pervasive,
From its bases out of Cockney mouths,
Across the South, and heading North,
Until it’s passed the Firth of Forth.
But out here in the town of Bath,
A person’s class can’t half be grasped
By how that very name is rasped –
In the lingual aftermath.
Though still it’s a disaster, lad,
It’s bad, and sad, and maddening –
Though gladdening that ays are stronger
When the traps are sprung for longer.
Slathering from out our lungs,
A psalm to answer rank or shah –
This split is cast upon our tongues,
To dance the Mardi Gras.

The use of ‘ays’ in the poem is a reference to multiple copies of the first letter of the alphabet.

I notice that the London version of this vowel is steady taking over the West Country. Perhaps the decades of racist ridicule that its accent has suffered has subconsciously hot home ?

He that hath the Key of David

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He that hath the Key of David

Peter, Peter, holding the keys to Heaven –
Without them, he’s quite undressed !
And looking so very med’eval in expression,
Upon the Papal crest.

And always two, when crossed or in the hand,
As their fated moment waits  –
Presumably to seal up the hinterland
Behind the Pearly Gates.

Duplicates ?  Or are there two locks ?
Though Roman keys were crude in their click –
I guess the security has taken some knocks,
And been upgraded to the latest trick –
But by flashing the teeth, you’ll hardly outfox
The burglars, who won’t find them hard to pick.

Peter, Peter, jailer or janitor ?
Jingling through the Heavenly crowds.
And locking the safe like a manager,
Or winding-up the clockwork clouds ?

Larviform Females

Trilobite beetles, showing the adult male (l) and adult female (r)

Larviform Females

Larviforms are ladies who remain forever young –
As they climb-up through the instars but won’t reach the highest rung.
So they stay as grubs or maggots or as caterpillar bags,
Where these slow and wingless-women are such lazy lallygags.
Most will still pupate, but then emerge as they went in –
Or at least upon the outside, though their innards had a spin.
So they still have genes for adult-forms they’ll never get to wear,
But they do tend to be larger than the chaps, so plusses there.
I guess it works for them, as long as blokes can come and find them,
And they get on with the job that evolution has assigned them.
So they’ll never get to fly, but still their shells are looking smart –
Maybe larviforms are ladies who are just big kids at heart.

Larviforms are a kind of neoteny, which I’ve discussed before.

Million-Dollar Flippers

Million-Dollar Flippers

Why is the minimum score in pinball
For hitting a light or ringing a bell
Always ten ?  And why not one ?
You think I’ll play some more of your pinball
If the mounting-numbers always swell
By tens, or even a ton ?
Cheap psychology, insulting intelligence –
And it works the other way on me,
Annoying my latent OCD.
And video games make as little sense,
Continuing to cheapen the score
By piling on ever more and more.
It all comes back to the spinning reels of pinball,
Bullshitting me with spam,
Expecting me to be impressed.
They think their hyper-inflation appeals in pinball,
Like I should give a damn
Like I’m on some kind of epic quest.
The logics of these sleazy joints,
Is overpricing ev’rything-
With ev’ry time the buzzers ring.
They’re cheap participation points.
The zeroes flash forever more –
Forget the game, just watch the score !

A Most Spirited Turn of Play

Another mixed-result from AI.

A Most Spirited Turn of Play

“Catherine, who had nothing heroic about her, should prefer baseball.”

Northanger Abbey

Cath’rine Morland steps upto the plate,
And ties her bonnet tighter,
Swings her bat in practice, once, twice,
And holds her breath.
On the mount, she stares at Emma Dashwood,
Knuckles growing whiter,
Then turns to Fanny Price on first,
And knows it’s sudden death.
Behind, she hears the rustle come from
Lizzie Bennet’s morning dress,
As Marianna Dashwood stands at shortstop,
Fidgetting about.
And guarding third, Anne Elliot,
Her ringlets in a tangled mess,
From her recent diving catch
That had sent Mr Darcy out.
Now Emma’s winding up her pitch,
And Lizzie gives a little burst –
Intended to distract her –
Most unladylike, she notes.
But she hits the screwball to the Moon,
Flings down her bat, and runs to first –
Only to lose both game and poise
When she trips on her petticoats.

Of course, it’s a not all leisure in Jane Austen’s world…

Cats’ Eyes

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Cats’ Eyes

Life is one long side-quest,
With its sub-plots and distractions –
Existence is the Wild West,
That is claimed by countless factions.

The through-line soon gets lost
Amid the threads of deviations –
For attention has a cost
That must compete with new sensations.

I’ve never been much single-minded,
Far too often getting blinded
By the flash of something new.
I’ve never had much use for blinkers,
Seem to me to just be shrinkers,
Shutting down the field of view.

Wait, what’s that they’re playing ?
Now it’s lodged into my brain…  
Sorry, you were saying…?
Guess I drifted off again…

Consumer Power

Consumer Power

The clothes we wear, the food we try,
The very homes in which we dwell –
No matter how much money, cash is not enough.
The truth is, we can only buy
What someone else will make and sell.
And if we don’t like anything on offer ?  Tough !