
Greysuits
They are the people in control,
The They who run the show –
Shadowy backrooms, secret goals,
To prop up the status quo.
Unstoppable authority,
With fingers everywhere –
Except…the They are simply We
When seen from over there.

Greysuits
They are the people in control,
The They who run the show –
Shadowy backrooms, secret goals,
To prop up the status quo.
Unstoppable authority,
With fingers everywhere –
Except…the They are simply We
When seen from over there.

Those Two Impostors
So there I was, a Son of Martha,
Making my way in the world.
I knew that I could keep my head
’Gainst any Brown Bess girl.
But that was ere I met my match
With Triumph and Disaster –
A pair of Ladies of Many Dreams
As clever as Aggie de Castrer.
They played my heart for pitch & toss,
With a swish of skirt in the dew –
With broken dinner knives, they dug,
To plant their roses blue.
Why did I go with the grey widow-maker
Upon my young-man’s feet ?
Oh, how I wish I’d walked by myself,
Where never the twain shall meet.
But I shall hang from the highest hill
On the road to Mandalay.
How far is St Helena now
From a lonely shilling-a-day ?
But no – don’t deal in lies –
For if a dog has torn my heart,
As it’s moving up and down again,
It’s just because I gladly played my part.
Don’t let cold iron be my master
While the gentlemen go by –
For the female of the species
Is a better man than I.

“Poems don’t have to Rhyme”
They told us that at school,
And we read some Hiawatha,
Then some Milton and some Armitage –
You know the stuff.
I shrugged, and ploughed along
To some Ezra Pound or other,
Feeling overwhelmed by culture
Till I just switched-off.
I guess it works for those for whom it works,
But all I found was faff –
It might as well be scat or freeform jazz
For all I cared.
I needed rocking rhythms in verse,
And lines that didn’t break in half,
I needed souls that used a regular rhyme
When they were bared.
They told us that at school,
And they dared us to disagree –
And they’re telling us still, with tuts and sneers
And humourless debate.
But we know what we like, and some of us like
For our verse to be less free –
So poems don’t have to rhyme, I guess,
But when they do, they’re great !

Flore Pleno
Double roses are showy but barren,
Turning stamens into yet more petals,
Living the bachelor life.
Even if they still make pollen,
Bees can’t push through all those petals,
Leaving them with no midwife.
Yet these are the roses in bouquets,
To symbolise our multilayered love
Of loud and overdressed grooms.
But dog roses are where bees graze –
They’re wide-open with stamens full of love
And hips full of future blooms.

Just an Expërrement
Fonnëtick Inglish ? Wots the poynt ?
But its a lahf, I gess.
The trick tu this hol spelling gaym
Iz keeping things abowt the saym.
The needlesly bizärr will just disjöÿnt,
A kays ov ‘morr iz less’,
So dohnt bee oeverly nuröttick,
Just giv hints ov the exsötick.
For instans, difrent things ar dun
For singul-sillabulz –
It helps keep wurds the morr fammïlyer,
Stops things getting even sillyer.
But in the end, its just a bit ov fun
To mayk sum nurdy roolz.
I dohnt intënd tu laber it –
My spelchecker wuhd hav a fit !

Rugged Individualism
The world does not know we exist,
The world is far too busy to care,
The world is blissfully unaware
To render us our due.
And when we go, we won’t be missed
By more than just a few.
We live in stark autonomy,
Where hard work and enthusiasm
Aren’t enough to bridge the chasm –
No-one hears us sing.
For in this mind-economy,
Charisma crowns the king.
We may not be an island,
But our causeways often slip beneath
The silent waves of slow and grief
While those with a winning smile
Are bustling continents of dry land
Full of friendships by the mile.
But don’t give up, don’t get depressed –
We need to toughen up our hide
And keep our darker thoughts inside,
And get on with our day.
That’s how it is – so make the best,
To drive the blues away.
The world does not know we exist,
Except a few like-lonely souls
With whom we plug each other’s holes,
To help us brace the weather.
And life goes on, you get the gist,
We’re on our own together.

Potato Blossom
Two-toned, long nosed, petals conjoined.
Such pretty flowers, so rarely seen –
So full of danger, so full of class,
Yet snipped-off to plump-up the tubers, alas.
Was that how these had been purloined ?
Too toxic to keep in a garden that’s clean ?
Yet someone had kept them, and set them in glass
As they gingerly lowered them into a vase.
There’s something illicit in bolted blooms,
In the flowers we’re not meant to see –
The propellers of rocket, the lilac of chive,
The pom-poms of garlic, the lettuce alive.
Gardeners always link flowers with doom,
Or as a time-waster, delaying the pea –
But hold back the harvest, and unwheel the barrow
For the scarlet of runners and saffron of marrow.

Gin in the Clockcase
Ev’ry family has its secrets,
Though they’re rarely of much of int’rest to the street beyond –
Just little feuds and little quirks,
That strengthen and spice the filial bond.
One day, when the rest of the world has forgotten me,
I’ll still be in the scope
Of my great grandchildren, who vaguely recall me,
And do so with and smile (I hope).
Ev’ry family has its secrets,
Though that sounds far too full of passion and crime –
We haven’t got literal skeletons in cupboards
Just rumours made respectable by time.
One day, when my genome is who-knows-where,
Those little pieces of me may frown
How funny we were back in my day,
As we lurk in attics and photos, and the stories we’ve handed down.
Ev’ry family has its secrets,
Though they’re only called that because it seems fun.
We’re making some now, though we don’t yet realise,
And half won’t be solved, though it matters none.
One day, the hurt and the shame will heal,
As we sense that we’re better together than alone.
And the good times will always be there to be remembered,
Though they change through the telling, as we make them our own.
Ev’ry family has its secrets,
Though Dostoyevsky says that we’re all the same –
I disagree, through the jokes we inherit
That shouldn’t be funny, and which we cannot explain.
One day, when we no longer have a family bible,
We’ll need a new place to write our names –
Then my great grandchildren can vaguely recall me,
Half-hidden by a water-stain.

Languid Curlicues
“Poetry editors are in revolt against the overuse of certain florid words.”
– Poetry How
Cliches seep into my verse,
Those myriad shards of shrouded thought –
Reflections on the torrid motes I nurse,
So pent and overwrought.
I strive to excise each as it freights
Through my ever-cloistered, fevered mind,
Yet their crimson soul still percolates
To leave a palimpsest behind.

If you can hear this, you are dying…
The day will come
When my breaths are laboured,
When I actu’ly hear myself each rasp.
Till the lungs strike dumb,
And my voice goes wayward,
Rattling-out in a final gasp.
As if to say
“Ah Life, you took my breath away…”
And when I pant, I wolf in oxygen,
Corroding me within,
And breezing down my three-score-ten.
And when I yawn, I practice when I die,
By choking with a grin.
But better not to stifle such a cry –
For sooner to inspire and gulp down life
Than just expire in one long sigh.
So ev’ry breath is one breath less,
And yet how many do I get ?
I couldn’t even start to guess,
But far-too-lots to be a threat.
It’s twenty-thousand breaths-a-day,
But who on Earth is keeping score ?
I’ve wasted sev’ral just to say
I still possess a lifetime’s more.