Fiffle-Faffle
Liza Eliza,
Daughter of a Kaiser –
Plumper than cuter,
And something of a miser.
Asks her advisor
To find her a suitor
Who never will despise her
For eating off of pewter.
Liza Eliza
Master of disguiser –
Spying on her diners,
Incase they criticise her.
Better to be wiser,
For fear they’ll malign her,
Or else they might surprise her
By eating off of china.
Rhyming Couplets 