The Impressionists, they started it – The deliberate eschewing of the details of the waterlilies, Slapping on the sunflowers, slacking and half-arsing it, The barmaid blurred by beer-goggles, shorn of intimates and frillies. The Modernists just loved the concept, Loved the new permissiveness to never bother with the hard parts, Far too busy writing manifestos, or just overslept, To ever stoop to spend the years to learn the graft behind the arts. Ah, I guess they have their fans, these Abstract-ists of vapour – And not just money-launderers or the Commie-fighting CIA – Some might look alright in advertising, or as wallpaper, When tossed-off in an afternoon of dribbles, nudes, and squelching clay. But then, the public never get to choose who shall be fruitful, Because we must take whichever trends the critics shall annoint. It’s just…I want my art as something rare and something beautiful, And not a random find, or shocking ugly, just to make a point.
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Quad Squad
The square, so rigidly unnatural, Yet so simple and un-tangled, So well-disciplined and fractal, So right-thinking, so right-angled. Mondrian painted ’em, Architects plotted ’em, Tiled mosiacs are full of the things ! And once you get square eyes, You’ll never stop spotting ’em – Vinyl in albums and boxing in rings. Hexagons are limestone pavements, Benzene rings and honeycombs – But perfect squares are wholly vacant In our planet’s chromosomes. Salt crystals, maybe – But they’re cubic, see, They’re not 2-D. The cool kids may call us old-fashioned, un-hip, Compared to their curvier looseness-of-grip, But it never bothered me. Sure, I’ll be a square, I’ll tessellate, I’m not afraid – I’ll keep my borders parallel and straight, And human-made.
Too far North, and barely notice, North, yet swimming in the seas – Where beaches should be icy-cold, There’s ice creams, tans, and mushy peas. There’s little snowfall on the coast As far as even Sixty-North, And days of t-shirt weather stretch For far beyond the Firth of Forth
It’s crazy how the ocean brings The Caribbean to the Clyde, While closer to the Pole than even Fuego is on the other side, And Trondheim firmly basks within Antarctic latitudes, Yet broadleafs line the verdant fjords To show their gratitude.
And not just warmth arrives all year, but rain – And rain it is, not snow – So Western Europe only works because Its crops and people grow. Too far North, and that’s the beauty, Norther than we’ve any right, When Winter Moons are long above And Summer Suns last half the night.
I’ve commented before on how much further North Europe is than North America, at least in terms of their respective population centres. For instance, the Southern point of Hudson Bay lies at the same latitude as London – but whereas the former has polar bears, the latter doesn’t even have them in London Zoo.
Pop – music for optimistics, Music for singing at two ayem. Vinyl that wears its gist on its sleeve, And makes us believe in them each times we play them. Sure, we may attempt to rebel, Claiming to be serious nerds, But when we hear its tempo swell, We find we still know all the words. Cos pop music is just so poppy, Music for yelling “There’s no-one can stop me !” It’s music for happiness, Music for crying to, Brings out our best when it’s not even trying to.
Pop – music for earworm farmers, Music for dancing the daily commute. It pierces our armour, it captures our cortex, Deep down in the vortex and never be mute. Our parents, they just don’t get it, Just as their folks just didn’t get them in their turn, And we likewise just can credit What turns-on our kids – but no cause for concern. So keep the upbeat up, we’ve learned, For ballads and minor keys have to be earned. Some say it’s artifice, Some say it’s cash – A flash in the pan, they insist – but oh, what a flash !
Late-on in the Spring, We’ll see the house-martins come again – In stylish black-and-white, And darting back-and-forth about the lane. They’re patching up their daub-and-wattle nests, The ones they left behind – The Winter muck is jettisoned, The inside cleaned and freshly lined. Are these the very birds we saw last year, The self-same mums and dads ? Or are these now the chicks they hatched at home, Inheriting their pads ? Though ev’ry year, I swear, They build another house beneath the eaves, And often touching in a terrace, Neighbours watching out for thieves – And those would be the sparrows, Feckless squatters in these high-rise flats – A better prospect than the hedges, Safe from cuckoos, frost, and cats. Hoping to be laid-and-fledged By hanging-out in hanging-domes, Before the grockles fly in for the season To their second homes.
Who is the Martin whose house these swallowets build ? The OED postulates that it is a contraction of Martinet, but that that in turn is a diminutive of Martin. Or it may be from a Latin term for a kingfisher. Or a bit of both – never underestimate the power of conflation.
Well, here we are, my friend, and welcome to Volume Two. Not the book I promised, alas, but this will have to do. I hope the climb was not too taxing, hope it’s clement weather – It’s best of all at suns-set, when all four go down together. If you’ll excuse an in-joke, then this very situation Is a little like that final message God left his creation.
I’m afraid I’ve got some very bad news, But maybe you’ve guessed – seen through my ruse: We’re dying, you and I. Maybe you guessed. Here ends our bloody pointless noble quest. Those knobbly leaves that saved us – well, they saved us for a while – It seems they hold a toxin that has gathered in our bile. Look, I know, I could have told you once I knew,
Could have written on the first page “Just give up, this isn’t true, Just don’t go on, it’s all con.” But then, what would you do ? So I’ve lied to you instead. A sin of omission, I guess, but you still end dead. But if I had, you’d have starved all the quicker – This way, I gave you a hope, a flicker, One which I shared at the time. Now I know better, and fully accept my crime To not let on that we are cursed – Of all the choices, this one seems least worst.
Either way, we’re never going home. But hey, how many can get to roam Across this glorious galaxy, Across such worlds and moons as we ? And so much life ! Such gorgeous beings – It has been fun, all our sight-seeings. For us, the galaxy displays her best – And if we’re cursed, then surely too we’re blessed !
So, the journal once more takes its place To aid the next poor refugee in space, So terrified and all alone, A long long way from home. And they shall read this letter, too – So after all my words, please add a few words of your own. Perhaps there are some here already, under mine, From voyagers before your time, who spared a thought to share a line In many voices: calm, betrayed, or manic. To all of you now facing death, I urge you with my final breath:
Are you still with me, friend ? Are you still on the course of my footprints ? Following my lead and signs and hints, And wond’ring where will all this end ?
Well, as I’m sure you’re well aware, We’ve reached the last page of the book. I’m quite surprised how long it took, But here we are, if you still care.
I really thought we’d be home by now, But hey, it’s a long long way, our road, And I guess our weary feet have slowed, But the views were pretty anyhow.
Time for a breather, I think – I found a bar not far from here, To rest our boots and stow our gear And maybe try the local drink.
I wish we could leave it there – A slow fade as we mop our brows, And close the book to lightly drowse In the heart of who-knows-where…
But when you wake, you’ll lack this tome – Alien hands are paid to impound it, To send it back to where you found it – It’s time for you both to go back home.
And as for me, I’m not yet done – I’ve still got trekking left in me, If I’m to make it back for tea – So come along and share the fun.
Let’s take a stroll, a mile or so, On up the valley, round the bend – It’s time. And after all, my friend, Just where else have we got to go…?
Day 89. Do you think they miss us yet ? Back home, I mean… Do you think they’ve started yet to suss ? It’s been a while. Let’s see…it’s been… Well, long enough to make a fuss.
And we never said we were going – Just routine, They’re unconcerned. We’ve always been there – till we weren’t – Perhaps we’re waiting for the bus…
Do you think they miss us yet ? Have they a hunch ? Do you think we’re something they discuss ? It’s been some while, A long, long lunch. Or were we just superfluous ?
We’ll never be able to tell them, What we’ve seen Or what we’ve learned – They had to be there, but they weren’t – Nobody was, but us.
I’m sorry for yesterday. I’m sad to say, I’m feeling rather Marvin now. Maybe you are too – but hang in with me, We’ll pull through, you’ll see – We’ll make it back somehow. I met an alien last night Who cheered me up a bit We didn’t speak, but what a sight ! They had these scores of legs that wouldn’t fit And just kept falling off, Unless they took great care to never cough. I guess there’s evolution working there, But God knows what it is. Perhaps they really had it bad, Far worse than me, far worse than this. Perhaps. I guess that shouldn’t make me glad, But there you are. I even smiled, the first time in, oh, I don’t know. Anyway, on to the next strange star, On to another Brave New World we go.
Another trip to another moon Of another world of another star That gets me nowhere nowhen soon, And leaves me every bit as far. And after all my pointless striding, You’ve the chance to stride it too And just like me, you’ll find no ride To take you home to Planet Blue. So what’s the bloody point at all ? Just what’s the bloody point ? We tour the stars, but every call Is just another same-old joint, With just the same damn knobbly leaves, And just the same damn hopeless chase, And petty clerks, and scummy thieves, And endless miles of endless space.