“A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.”– Geology Now
It only takes an ankle,
Or the merest hint of wrist,
And oh, calamities abound !
These wenches shock the very ground !
The seething earth they rankle
With each rendezvous and tryst.
It only takes a look or pout
To make the boiling magma spout.