All aboard for the End of Days,
When kingdoms drown and cities blaze.
See stars burn out and worlds collide,
As the dead shall walk and the damned shall ride !
I’ll see you all at the bitter end,
When gods take arms and fates entwine.
We’re six-six-six for nil, my friend,
Let’s party like it’s ninety-nine !
The long goodbye, the last farewell –
I’ll see you all on the Road to Hell !
Fires to the North and fighting to the South,
The time has come, the Walrus said, and gently dabbed his mouth.
Famine to the West, and plague upon the East –
The Quick comingle with the Dead, the Angel with the Beast.
Penitents shall weep and moan –
Some prayers pleaded, others hurled.
We’re all-for-one and all alone,
So step right up for the End of the World !
Roll up ! Roll up for Ragnarok !
For hark ! There raps the Reaper’s knock.
The hour is nigh, our time is come,
I hear the trumpet and the drum.
I’ll see you all on Judgement Day,
When gods lay bets and futures mix.
We’re thirty-coins-per-soul, they say –
Keep tuppence back to cross the Styx.
We’re three-score-ten before the tomb –
I’ll see you all at the Gates to Doom !
Chaos to the left and jokers to the right,
The wind of Thor is blowing cold, the Morningstar is bright.
Shouting to the front and screaming to the rear –
The Saved shall ally with the Sold, the Comrade with the Clear.
Penitents shall beg and curse –
Some prosaic, some sublime.
It’s goodnight to the Universe,
And set your clocks for the End of Time !