When carrying a standard into battle,
It goes, by definition, hoist-first, fly-rear.
So carrying a flag upon the shoulder,
Just guess which way about it must appear ?
Well, on the left, it’s fine – but as we know,
The left is wicked-evil and despised.
And so we must accept the right’s subversion,
Which sees the nation’s banner compromised.
Just ask Brazil,
Who cannot even show the sky the right way round.
A God’s-eye view, and never mind
The view of plebs upon the ground.
And here is the Brazilian flag as it should be: