Two Sheets to the Wind
Put my face on a champaign bottle,
And I can be a milli-Helen.
If just one-in-five come back agen,
I’m still a whole-Magellan.
If for a crew I’ve not a jot,
Then I score an M-Celeste as well, son,
And if you see no ships at all, well then,
I guess I’m fully-Nelson.
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