Motorway Dreamer
That ain’t a Dodge !
What’s a Dodge ?
Something Yankee.
Just trying to bodge with some Hollywood chic.
But this was the Eighties,
Capris and Mercedes –
American cars were all tanks, they weren’t sleek !
For no British kid ever did
Know a Dodge –
And no stodgy old hodgepodge
Could juice-up your toy.
So out with your Rambo,
And give him a Lambo,
For coast-to-coast pure post-apocalypse joy.
The image above is from Fighting Fantasy book 13 – Freeway Fighter (1985).
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