What ho ! I’m Ali, Born in Cairo – True-blue British, doncha know ? Like squire Sanjay – Mumbai-bred, As English as a phone box red. And then there’s Chang, From County Down, By bowler hat and Chinatown. And Elzbieta, Glasgow gal, As fish-and-chips as any pal, And Welsh Pierre Of Montreal, So fluent in the bat-and-ball. The best of British, Tweeds and cap – As much as any other chap.
It started with vinyl, Then moved to cassettes – Now cameras use film, And our watches use springs. For all we progress, So we harbour regrets – The world has gone wireless, But we long for strings.
We’re too young to ever Remember those days, But we switch-out the hoover For artisan brooms. I wonder what’s next ? A typewriter craze ? A love for old diesels, Because of their fumes ?
We’re questioning science Like never before – We’re leery of vaccines, We’re losing our spark. I hope it’s a fetish, And not something more – We’ve no use for luddites, Or Ages of Dark.
It started with vinyl, Then moved to 5G – It used to be fun, Till the humour was gone. But if it’s just fashion, Then let’s let it be – Be retro today, And tomorrow move on.
The Nazis used to be quite rare, With few who earned the name – But now it seems they’re ev’rywhere And free speech is to blame ! These random people on the net Who think they get a say – I call them out as fascists, yet Their views leap by the day I put them down, but still them come, Replete with facts and stats. I can’t believe how many scum Are lurking in the chats. They should be rounded up, the lot, And left to rot in Hell – And if you disagree, a spot Gets found for you, as well…
I fully admit, I don’t understand This waiting in line. Hours and hours, as if it’s a test, Come rain or shine, To be a part of history, they say, To mark the moment – To prove themselves her loyal subjects ?, Or maybe beg atonement ?
I fully admit, I don’t understand, As the World looks on – We’re not all doing this !, I cry, Till my voice has gone. I scoff and rant and pity them, But I’m one of a very few – And nobody’s lis’ning to me, of course, They’re all watching the queue.
I fully admit, I don’t understand, And I never will. I hope this brings about a change – No more standing still. But right now, the status is in the quo, The ink won’t leave the pen. I’ve never felt so alien To my fellow countrymen.
I can hear her fingers dancing, dancing, Over the keyboard, rat-a-tat-tat. The tempo always five-to-a-heartbeat – I clock her typing, wherever she’s sat. Her fingernails, a little too long, Her bangles jangle, an octave higher, Grounded by the bass of the spacebar, And leak of her headphones bringing the choir.
I can hear our fingers dancing, dancing, Stretching for shift, then back to home – The double-letter quavers, the patter of delete, And the rhythm of return as a metronome. But not all keyboards are tuned the same, Staccato or reverb in stroke-length and gauge. I like it the most when we harmonise together – An orchestra of typists, filling the page.
And so it begins, the Toady Race, The public performance of grief – Saccharine and suffocating, Preaching your True Belief ! Posters declaiming official tears, Tributes gushing with pomp. Change the stamps and coins and anthem – Such a jolly romp ! Get that sobbing good and loud, And really have a bawl ! Hope your knees are in good shape For the curtsy and the crawl. Show yourself sufficiently sad For ev’ry arse-licked toast – Bow and scrape and bob and tug Till the knighthood’s in the post.
Vive la République !
In other news, I see we’re going to get a bank holiday for the funeral. But we will continue not to receive a bank holiday for Election Day. Priorities, I guess…
Recreations of Hadrian’s Wall and The Great Wall, by artists alas unknown.
Brick for Brick
I grew up with castles and churches and manors, Their architecture feels like home – While Indian temples and Chinese pagodas Were glorious aliens in stone. It all made sense that Kublai Khan Had not one dome in his Pleasure Dome
But when I saw the Great Ming Wall, It all felt too familiar – It looked like something the Romans might have built, Had they reached this far Rounded arches, crenellations, arrow loops – All quite bizarre.
The only telltale signs were in the watchtowers, And their roofs – Simple saddelbacks, slightly concave, They were hard-hill-hatted booths. Not like the four-square hips of the Romans – Projections providing proofs.
Except…on many of the towers we see, These structures are robbed away. And we’re left with familiarity That’s out-of-place, astray. Was it built-up piecemeal, really ? At this point, who can say ?
From what I can see in images, the watchtowers had roofs that were a mix of hard-hill and hanging-hill, the difference being that the latter had slightly overhanging eaves as in the image below.
I live in the suburbs In a box made of ticky-tacky – It’s small and it’s samey, And won no award. It’s not to conform, And it’s not to be strange or wacky, I live here because here Is all I can afford.
I grew up around here, Then I went to the university And I came out with a large debt And I found my first job. And it paid not a lot, Except for in uncertainty, So I tried for a mortgage For a key on a fob.
There’s a Barratt, there’s a Redrow There’s a Wimpey, there’s a Jubilee. Where’s the woodland, where’s the meadow ? Oh, please don’t ask me.
Alas, all they sold me Was a box made of ticky-tacky, But it’s dry and it’s plumbed-in, If no pleasure-dome. I raised up my children And worked as a gopher-lacky, Trying to get by And make it a home.
So spare me your distaste How I went to the university – And spare me your prejudice Of me and my peers. I don’t have your millions Or a co-operative nursery, Yet I struggled and I made it Despite all your sneers.
Blame the council, blame the builder, Blame the bubble, blame the rising-sea. If it all seems out of kilter, Then please don’t blame me.
Ooh, they’re singing a song… And I think we know this one ? Aren’t we clever ? I say, why not clap along, To show we know this one ? Now altogether ! Ignore the grumps among us Who just think it rather rude – Come on, let’s shout ! I bet the cast will thank us For our effort to intrude And drown them out !
I learned so much of what I know of poetry From the joys of pop – I soaked it up, subconscious, in no hurry, Drop by golden drop. The verse, the chorus, the linking-bit between, And the bridge that would soar – The words were the fuel in the polished machine, In structures as old as lore.
I never knew how I knew it at all, But I knew it all, When I heard the chorus call –
And the songs remained the same, That’s how they came, How any old hit was made – A-B-A-B, occasional C, It’s all a game, Repeat to fade.
I learned so much, I even learned surprise When the form was messed about – I loved it when they threw me, played me wise, Odd takes that caught me out. From starting with the chorus before the verse, Or adding a verse when it ought to end – It felt illicit, and I longed to immerse In my iconoclastic, offbeat friend.
I never knew how I knew it was wrong, But I knew so strong When I heard that rebel song –
Cos the songs can’t stay the same – The past’s to blame – We need to sing new tricks A-B-A-B, you’re boring me – Let’s change the game, Let’s re- the mix !
Come on, pop, I’m looking to you For something new, To change your key. So come on, pop, don’t let it be, Let’s tear on through This boogaloo ! I need you, pop, to shake the tree, Rejecting their authority, A-one, a-two, A-set-me-free, That’s what you do – So do it for me !
Are you ready, Ready to leap right off this ridge ? Into the space beyond the dials ? Into our hungry ears ? To see what’s at the other end of this bridge, In the unfamiliar miles Of the rainbow pregnant years ? Just because we’ve played three minutes, Who says that it’s time to stop ? To push things past the social limits, Isn’t that the point of pop ?
If the songs still play the same – That’s such a shame – We’ve heard them all before. But why not sneak in extra lines To shake things out of old confines ? And rouse a bold refrain That doesn’t quite rhyme, That they can’t ignore ? A-B-A-B, then jamboree, Until the game Comes home once more.
Examples of unusual song structures that struck me over the years:
OMD often used an instrumental hook as a chorus, as does Seven Nation Army. Del Shannon’s Runaway used an instrumental in place of the second verse. The Byrds’ version of Mr Tambourine Man has a chorus, a verse, a chorus…and that’s it ! Does that make the verse more of a bridge…? Except it feels it lasts too long for that… This feels like a cut-down version of AABA (like many ‘Great American Songbook’ tunes, such as Somewhere Over the Rainbow), where the verses are doing all the heavy lifting with just a single bridge coming in the latter half.
Speaking of verses, repeating the opening stanza at the end of the song is quite common (Nights In White Satin, Annie’s Song), but Paper Planes by MIA repeats all of its four verses as soon as it sings them, so we hear the first verse twice before moving onto the second, which then repeats before the third etc. Killing In The Name uses the same verse (and of course the same chorus) before it’s extended bridge section that you’ll never hear on the radio, and Mr Brightside effectively repeats the entire song in the second half. Not to mention I’m Henery the Eighth I Am…
Sometimes an instrumental would come early, after the first chorus instead of the second (Pipes of Peace, The Importance of Being Idle), followed by a repeat of the chorus which we perceive as the climax, but then proceed with the second unexpected verse while not actually being any longer.
Some songs reduce the chorus to a single line, like The Sound of Silence, or two, like Blowing in the Wind. Perhaps this is less ‘chorus’ and more ‘refrain’. Conversely, songs that could be thought of as all chorus include Love Me Do, There She Goes, and Relax, though each of them does have a bridge section at the half-way point. Other songs, like many by Def Leppard, deny us the chorus the first time through, moving from pre-chorus straight into the second verse.
But speaking of choruses, it is very rare that they change their lyrics from one repeat to the next (except perhaps for the odd word for emphasis). A couple that do are The Winner takes It All and Bob Dylan’s Hurricane, and one that frustratingly doesn’t is Paul Simon’s Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover. In the latter example, the chorus lists five ways, one tenth of that promised by the title, and then repeats it three further times with the same five examples!
Metal has often seen songs as more of a symphony, and not just in terms of guitar solos – they often have more lyrics and parts than three-minute pop – for instance, Metallica’s One develops midway into almost a completely different song, and doesn’t even circle back to its origins. Even more medley-esque is Happiness is a Warm Gun, where the parts only feel loosely related. Another song which wanders yet finds its way back home is Bohemian Rhapsody, keeping us on our toes through the journey (or at least it did when first we heard it, way back when).
Some songs seem to introduce the bridge for the first time, but then forget to repeat the chorus, so we have an outro instead, like Immigrant Song, Flash, or What Do You Want From Me. Meanwhile, Franz Ferdinand described their approach to Take Me Out as singing only the verses in the first half, and then singing only the choruses in the second.
But best of all are the songs which refuse to keep under five minutes, and not just by repeating the chorus too many times (looking at you, Hey Jude, because you always feel to me like a three-minuter with far too much bloat). Some, like Suede’s The Asphalt World make us think they’re winding down, but the coda turns into an intermission as they kick themselves up once more and regain their momentum. I get this sense from I Feel Love as well.
Of course, not every song can have a bizarre structure, nor should it – but neither should we feel compelled to follow the formula when the song wants to go somewhere different. If only, following AAB, the Rainbow had led us to a C instead…?