10:04, Nirvana Flyer’s
Very shortly to arrive.
Chartered tour for Angel Choirs
Now departs from Platform 5.
08:18 to Fimble Winter:
Much delayed, with snow on line.
Now for boarding, Platform 9.
Platform 3, Express to Hades:
Buffet served in Carriage I,
Carriage D’s reserved for ladies,
Muses, sirens, succubi.
Platform 1: the Nod-Land Sleeper.
Platform 4: the Brimstone Belle.
Passengers for stations deeper,
Take this train, and change in Hell.