The mud is underfoot again, The garden paths awash with grime – But now the sky has stopped the rain, It must be snail time.
The birds are nowhere to be seen, The leaves are dripping from the lime – And yet, the air is fresh and clean – It must be snail time.
They come out of their hiding, Sliding over puddles millimetres deep, While wearing their umbrellas – Soggy dwellers on their slow and silent sweep. Where do they shade when the Sun is out ? Where do they hunker in the drought ?, While waiting for the showers That empowers them to wake up from their sleep.
The worms are up upon the lawn, The garden ants are on the climb, The clouds are brightening, like dawn – It must be snail time.
It’s raining outside my kitchen window, And raining inside my washing machine. The drizzle soaks as the drum turns slow, Both giving their world a clean. But the revs are building as the downpour splashes And the glass is pelted by each, Till the spinning thunders as the lightning crashes With the white light bringing the bleach. Till things settle down as we wait for the clunk That unlocks both the door and the sky. And the scent is fresh and freed from the funk, As we hang them each out to dry.
Some nights, I swear I wake up far more tired Than when I went to sleep As if my dreaming mind is overfired With all the thoughts that leap. I blame the Moon, who’s too full and romantic, Sending me his glow – He makes my nightly visions so gigantic, Putting on a show.
Some nights, I swear I live a year inside, Upon my sweated bed. All Summer long, with blinds and windows wide – But nothing cools my head. I blame the Moon, who’s far too round and bright And keeps my slumbers stressed. I need to hang some curtains, dim his light, To get some proper rest.
To the gloves that leapt from my pocket, To the brolly that stayed on the train – You wanted freedom, so go out and rock it ! We never shall meet again. I hope you’re not in the gutter, Or locked in the lost-and-found – For why should my loss be turned into clutter, That benefits no-one around ? I hope you are roaming distant lands, Passed-on as your comfort spreads – I hope you are warming worthier hands, And sheltering fairer heads.
February can’t say farewell Without one final trap – A week of warm, then a week of hell, And the bitter cold goes snap. Winter can never yield to Spring Without a parting shot – A week of ease, then a week of sting, To see that he’s not forgot.
Jack Frost and Jack Thaw, Mortal enemies – Fighting over water drops In air and stone and trees. Jack Frost gets in early, But then Jack Thaw wins the day, But once the Sun has set, we see Jack Frost come out to play.
My brolly broke, godammit, Such a useless, shoddy thing – I’d really have to ram it Just to close its wonky spring. Always turning inside-out, And barely waterproof – I reckon, even in a drought, It’s still a leaky roof. I guess it’s better than nothing, And with patience, could be saved – But is it really worth the faffing For each time it misbehaved ? The ratchet isn’t coupling, And the popper won’t hold fast, The flimsy ribs were buckling When I tried to close it last. “Enough !” I roared, “you’ve tested me For the enth and final time ! For far too long you’ve bested me, But vengeance shall be mine !” It’s mocked me ever since ’twas bought, But won’t trouble me again – Until, that is, next time I’m caught In the unprotected rain.
I’ve always been a weeper in the wind – It only takes the slightest breeze To turn-on my capillaries, As drip by drip, I am chagrined, And have to whip my hankie out To stem each overactive spout.
I don’t know why The weather makes me cry, Especially the cold. An eye-jerk sense, Or anti-drought defence That will not be controlled.
I’ve always been too salty in the frost – All the Winter, all those leaks, To run and freeze upon my cheeks. So tear by tear, my poise is lost, Into a sobbing, briny wreck Who cannot keep his ducts in check.
I don’t know why My gaze is never dry, Until my eyeballs rust. They even seep While closed and fast asleep, Then desiccate to dust.