This firefly is all a lie – He has no flame in him ! The light that’s seen Is cold and green – And most of all, so dim ! Flashing out his Morse, Of course, To bring the ladies in. At least he does emit a bit, And pimps his abdomin – Unlike the many lads in other species, Where the dads Leave all the glow-up to the dames. And some have given up entirely, Never even slightly fiery, In defiance of their names. I guess he’s earned the term, When he’s been sparking since a glowworm, Putting-on a show. But boy, he’s still a slacker, More a squib than fire-cracker – Just a pin-prick in the black, Who’s turned his wattage way down low. Or maybe it was all because his loneliness Was all a sign – A cry of fading prominence, A dwindling from the present tense, His species in decline ? They used to fly so thick, so dense – And even now, beside the fence, They sometimes congregate and look so fine ! Alone, he hardly glorifies – But when the fireflies fill the skies, That’s when they really shine !
The hornet laid her sting in my leg, Injected her toxic egg – Her ovipositor dripping with yolk, As if to joke how childbirth hurts. The pain began in rapid pangs and spurts, But at least, I said in spite, At least it’s just a sting, this thing, And not a hatching parasite…
Time is short, perhaps a month or two, Since they were just an egg – But now the gnats must boogaloo, To swarm a wing and shake a leg. They gather round a random patch of air Just as the eve’ning falls – And jink and jive until they pair, Attending countless black-fly balls. If love is on the cards for them tonight, It leaves them out of breath – Exhausted from their swaggered flight, Too soon they’ve danced themselves to death.
Spiders have eight, and box-jellies twenty-four, Scallops have hundreds, and dragonflies thousands, And digital cameras even more ! But vertebrates make do with two, Plus the odd ocelli peeping-through – But only a couple of retinas – A pair of light-bucket dishes – Well, except for a few strange fishes ! And I don’t mean the four-eyed anableps, Who see through both the water and air, And focus the light through diff’rent steps But onto the same old patch of cells, That parallels the ones we chordates share. No, I mean the brownsnout spookfish – They may not look as swish as barreleyes, Until we realise that here may be The ancestor of a whole new tree Of multi-looking vertebrates to arise – That one day may just populate The future Earth with their future eyes.
Where were the darts of Galilee ? And the damsels of the Rubicon ? Was Runnymede so needle-free, Or the Athens Woods of Oberon ? So where are all the dragonflies ? There’s not a word in tale or scroll – The Greeks and Romans closed their eyes, The monks and knights ignored them whole.
It took the new Enlightenment To even notice them at last – And then Romantics sought intent In Nature bold and wild and vast – Till Art Nouveau, which gave them wings That keeps them soaring till this day – As wardens of eternal springs, Where dreamy Summers while away.
So where were the dragonflies of Hermes ? Why no mention in the myths ? Why did Freya not claim these flurries, Crafted by the finest smiths ? Perhaps the Bible’s just too dry For water-sprites as story-tools, But rainy Europe shouldn’t shy To catch the eye with flying jewels.
Transforming in among the reeds, A lit’ral metamorphosis – The fey-folk surely rode these steeds ?, Yet Brigid never knew such bliss. Shouldn’t the Devil have taken hold ?, Or gargoyles, say, or heraldry ? Yet where were the dragonflies of old ?, Who chirped and danced for nobody.
‘Adderbolt’ is the only earlier name for them that I couold find, and this only dates from 1483, according to the OED, and ‘Devil’s darning needle’ is only from 1809.
And finally, the image below is from a poster which looks reminiscent of others advertising the various Art Nouveau exhibitions at places like the V&A.cHowever, I cannot find out anything else about this particular image, and if it is even an original by William Morris. I hope it isn’t AI…
A butterfly house is a curious series of rooms – A bit like a tropical farm, Where exotic moths can dine on exotic blooms, With wingspans as wide as my palm. Or so I had hoped – but this was no Forest of Arden – Or jungle of scent-heavy petals – But flitting about were familiar sights from the garden, And all that was growing were nettles. It turned out they mastered in only British varieties, Tortoiseshells, coppers, and whites. Pretty, but small – the kind that give gard’ners anxieties, Or taken-for-granted delights. Oh sure, the elephant-hawks are impressive as caterpills, Stripping the fuchsia to shreds, But overall, any good hedgerow holds similar thrills, Without the need of these sheds. Although, as a lifelong dweller of chalky downs, And the home-strip lads that brings. It was good to see some strangers from limestone towns With a Northern brogue to their wings. So yeah, I guess I enjoyed them in concentration, A blaze about the flowers – And proof that beauty can still exist in our nation – Because all of these ones are ours !
I asked a few AIs for a plan to build such a self-sustaining glasshouse, with a list of the fewest number of native plants. Here is the consensus:
Firstly, a fair spread of readily-available lepids:
TYPE
NAME
BINOMIAL
FLYING SEASON
Whites
Large (Cabbage) White
Pieris brassicae
Apr-Oct
Green-Veined White
Pieris napi
Apr-Sep
Yellows
Brimstone
Gonepteryx rhamni
Mar-Oct
Orange-Tip
Anthocharis cardamines
Apr-May
Clouded Yellow
Colias croceus
May-Oct
Blues
Holly Blue
Celastrina argiolus
Mar-Sep
Small Copper
Lycaena phlaeas
Apr-Oct
Common Blue
Polyommatus icarus
May-Sep
Small Blue
Cupido minimus
May-Jun / Aug if 2nd brood
Browns
Speckled Wood
Pararge aegeria
Mar-Oct
Duke of Burgundy
Hamearis lucina
Apr-Jun
Wall
Lasiommata megera
Apr-Sep
Ringlet
Aphantopus hyperantus
Jun-Aug
Meadow Brown
Maniola jurtina
Jun-Sep
Gatekeeper
Pyronia tithonus
Jul-Aug
Hairstreaks
Green Hairstreak
Callophrys rubi
Apr-Jun
Brush-Footeds
Small Tortoiseshell
Aglais urticae
Mar-Oct
Red Admiral
Vanessa atalanta
Mar-Nov
Peacock
Aglais io
Mar-Nov
Comma
Polygonia c-album
Apr-Oct
Marbled White
Melanargia galathea
Jun-Aug
Silver-Washed Fritillary
Argynnis paphia
Jun-Aug
Skippers
Large Skipper
Ochlodes sylvanus
Jun-Jul
Day-Flying Moths
Emperor Moth (don’t feed as adults)
Saturnia pavonia
Mar-May
Mint Moth
Pyrausta aurata
Apr-Sep
Scarlet Tiger-Moth
Callimorpha dominula
May-Jul
White Ermine (woolly caterpillars!)
Spilosoma lubricipeda
May-Jul
Six-Spotted Burnet
Zygaena filipendulae
Jun-Aug
Hawk-Moths
Narrow-Boarder Bee-Moth
Hemaris tityus
May-Jun
Hummingbird Hawk-Moth (giant caterpillars!)
Macroglossum stellatarum
Jun-Sep
The months listed above are for typical outdoor activity, so may be extended indoors with earlier Springtime starts and possibly a second or third brood. If the glasshouse is insulated but not heated (except to keep it above 5°C through the Winter), this will mean that not all of these species can be self-sustaining, as some of them migrate (Clouded Yellow, Hummingbird Hawk-Moth), and fresh stocks will need to be brought in each Spring (this is something all butterfly houses need to do). I can see making use of an ornate pupilarium with windows to watch them ‘hatch’. We will also have some structural little brick towers around to provide dry pupation sites(and resting spots for the Walls).
I’ve included the Brimstone, as it’s the classic bright-yellow species that possibly gave all lepid’s the name of ‘butter-fly’, but it should be noted that their numbers aren’t doing great at present, which could certainly cause problems. Their caterpillars only eat buckthorns, which aren’t exactly small the smallest shrubs, but perhaps we could have a few in the centre of the glasshouse and make a feature of them ? (By the way, I call it a glasshouse instead of a greenhouse to emphasise that it will be considerably larger than the things found at the bottom of the garden for growing tomatoes in.)
But since aphids and mildew are inevitable, I decided to also include the following ladybirds:
2-Spot 7-Spot 22-Spot (though this one might be trickier to source, but should be able to make a good mildew-munching colony in the honeysuckle)
So, the plants need to be natives, and robust, and able to regrow quickly after heavy defoliation by caterpillars, while also provide nectar for the butterflies/moths for the entire time they are flying. Indeed, I wanted to make sure that there were two different nectar sources incase of any issues, though I held off doing the same for feed plants, as a lack of food will be an important population control. Here’s the answer I got:
PLANT
LARVAL HOST FOR
ADULT NECTAR FOR
FLOWERING SEASON
Sheep’s Sorrel (Rumex acetosella) – Shoots out rhizomes, so keep it in pots.
Small Copper
None
(May-Nov)
Alder Buckthorn (Frangula alnus) – Can be pruned, but still likely to be 2-3m tall.
Brimstone Holly Blue Green Hairstreak Emperor Moth
None
(May-Jun)
Cock’s-Foot Grass (Dactylis glomerata)
Speckled Wood Wall Ringlet Meadow Brown Marbled White Large Skipper
None
(May-Jul)
False Brome Grass (Brachypodium sylvaticum)
Speckled Wood Wall Ringlet
None
(May-Jul)
Red Fescue Grass (Festuca rubra)
Wall Meadow Brown Gatekeeper Marbled White
None
(May-Jul)
Sweet Violet (Viola odorata)
Silver-Washed Fritillary
Brimstone Holly Blue Small Copper Speckled Wood Duke of Burgundy Small Tortoiseshell Peacock
Feb-May
Primrose (Primula vulgaris)
Duke of Burgundy
Brimstone Orange Tip Holly Blue Speckled Wood Duke of Burgundy Gatekeeper Small Tortoiseshell Red Admiral Peacock Comma Ladybirds
Feb-May
Cowslip (Primula veris)
Duke of Burgundy
Brimstone Common Blue Small Blue Wall Green Hairstreak Ladybirds
Apr-May
Garlic Mustard (Alliaria petiolata) – Can be an aggressive spreader, so keep it in pots.
Large White Green-Veined White Orange-Tip – eats the seeds, so don’t dead-head them.
Large White Green-Veined White Brimstone Orange-Tip
Apr-May
Stinging Nettle (Urtica dioica) – Unavoidable, but we can use a dwarf variety and keep it out-of-the-way.
Small Tortoiseshell Red Admiral Peacock Comma Scarlet Tiger-Moth White Ermine
Small Copper White Ermine
Jun-Sep
Bird’s-Foot Trefoil (Lotus corniculatus)
Clouded Yellow Common Blue Green Hairstreak Six-Spot Burnet
Orange Tip Clouded Yellow Common Blue Small Blue Wall Green Hairstreak Six-Spot Burnet Narrow-Boarder Bee-Moth
Jun-Sep
Lady’s Bedstraw (Galium verum)
Hummingbird Hawk-Moth
Small Tortoiseshell Hummingbird Hawk-Moth
Jun-Sep
Kidney Vetch (Anthyllis vulneraria)
Small Blue
Common Blue Small Blue Ringlet
Jun-Sep
Wild Marjoram (Origanum vulgare)
Mint Moth
Brimstone Holly Blue Small Copper Common Blue Small Blue Wall Ringlet Meadow Brown Gatekeeper Green Hairstreak Small Tortoiseshell Marbled White Silver-Washed Fritillary Large Skipper Six-Spot burnet White Ermine Ladybirds
Jun-Sep
Common Honeysuckle (Lonicera periclymenum) – Let’s find a late-blooming variety.
Brimstone Common Blue Wall Ringlet Meadow Brown Marbled White Silver-Washed Fritillary Six-Spot Burnet Ladybirds
Jul-Oct
Common Ivy (Hedera helix)
Holly Blue
Overwinter site: Brimstone Small Tortoiseshell Red Admiral Peacock Comma
Large White Green-Veined White Holly Blue Small Copper Small Tortoiseshell Red Admiral Comma Hummingbird Hawk-Moth
Oct-Nov
Wood Spurge (Euphorbia amygdaloides)
None
Duke of Burgundy Ladybirds – they need early-Spring nectar before aphid numbers rise.
Apr-Jun
Forget-Me-Not (Myosotis arvensis) – Definitely a spreader, but not a bully, and after flowering it shrinks into the background.
None
Orange Tip Holly Blue Small Copper Duke of Burgundy Wall Small Tortoiseshell Red Admiral Peacock Comma Scarlet Tiger-Moth Narrow-Boarder Bee-Moth
Apr-Jun
Bugle (Ajuga reptans)
None
Green-Veined White Orange-Tip Holly Blue Small Blue Wall Green Hairstreak Scarlet Tiger-Moth Narrow-Boarder Bee-Moth Ladybirds
May-Jul
Red Campion (Silene dioica)
None
Large White Duke of Burgundy Wall Scarlet Tiger-Moth
May-Sep
Knapweed (Centaurea nigra)
None
Large White Green-Veined White Brimstone Wall Ringlet Marbled White Silver-Washed Fritillary Large Skipper Six-Spot Burnet Ladybirds
Jun-Sep
Wild Thyme (Thymus serpyllum)
None
Small Copper Common Blue Small Blue Duke of Burgundy Green Hairstreak Small Tortoiseshell Large Skipper Scarlet Tiger-Moth Ladybirds
Jun-Sep
Musk Mallow (Malva moschata)
None
Large White Green-Veined White Gatekeeper Small Tortoiseshell Red Admiral
Jun-Sep
Of course, the lepids will have no birds or bats preying on them, so careful management is needed to preventing boom-and-bust cycles. To some extent, there will be some predation from the ladybirds, who will happily eat butterfly eggs if aphid number s are low, and parasitic wasps have a knack for getting into everywhere, from our glasshouse to the bodies of caterpillars.
But thinking about it, a few plants above are described as being in pots, but probably this should apply to most of them (except for the alder buckthorn, the ivy, and the honeysuckle) – not only will it allow for different soil-types, but if any particular plant is over-grazed, it can be whisked away and put into quarantine, to prevent a population boom. Replacement pots would be grown ‘backstage’, ready to understudy and provide fresh foliage. Obviously, these are likely to be larger than the average garden terracotta, and contain more than one nettle or tussock of grass, but still modular enough to allow for easy relocation.
To be honest, this thought-experiment started with just a dozen species and a handful of plants, but I kept finding that I could utilise the existing flora to add more butterflies, except…well, another source of nectar wouldn’t harm, and this also allows for another species as a side benefit, except this one hangs around for longer so needs another Autumn bloom,…and you can see how things started getting a bit out-of-hand. But I think this is now a good balance of providing a decent selection of flyers in any given month.
Trilobite beetles, showing the adult male (l) and adult female (r)
Larviform Females
Larviforms are ladies who remain forever young – As they climb-up through the instars but won’t reach the highest rung. So they stay as grubs or maggots or as caterpillar bags, Where these slow and wingless-women are such lazy lallygags. Most will still pupate, but then emerge as they went in – Or at least upon the outside, though their innards had a spin. So they still have genes for adult-forms they’ll never get to wear, But they do tend to be larger than the chaps, so plusses there. I guess it works for them, as long as blokes can come and find them, And they get on with the job that evolution has assigned them. So they’ll never get to fly, but still their shells are looking smart – Maybe larviforms are ladies who are just big kids at heart.
Larviforms are a kind of neoteny, which I’ve discussed before.
Slime moulds lack brains But still can get around – Navigating maps and mazes, Simple cells yet going places ! Building networks for our trains, With tunnels through the ground – Their tendrils stretch and seek and probe, Across the petri-dish and globe.
Out there in the wood Is the old oak tree, Just lapping-up the sunshine, All of it for free. But there in its branches, There lies the mistletoe, Just sucking-up the sap Of its clueless host below. And there on this shrub Is a little caterpillar, That’s munching on the leaves Like a cute and stealthy killer. And inside of the bug there lurks The grubling of a wasp, As it chews-through the organs, Squatting like a boss. But inside the grubling Is another, smaller maggot Of a teeny-tiny wasplet That will wear it like a jacket, And inside of the maggot Is a nematody worm, And further inside that There is a microscopic germ… So they each are chowing-down, And they each are getting fatter, Till they burst-out of the body, That they leave in such a tatter. But the enemies of enemies Don’t turn-out to be friends agen – Just ask the plague that bit the fleas, Then bit the rats, then bit the men…
Sea monkeys aren’t monkeys, Never will they be – They don’t live in the trees And they don’t live in the sea. These brine shrimps are no chimps, They’re bugs with jointed limbs – Such fascinating little imps, Or tiny specks who swim. There’s plenty fun invertebrates, But these are pretty scant – If you want pets that resonate, You’re better off with ants. Funky, shrunky monkeys, Who are oh-so very wee – They’re glorious, but also junk, As dinky as a flea.